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xoxoxoBruce · 09-16-2009, 01:19 AM

Maybe the four chicks were stealing it to give to him?

ZenGum · 09-16-2009, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Maybe the four chicks were stealing it to give to him?

Looks like you're right:

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“They really didn’t plan it,” he said Sunday. “One of their friends had an eye on the chili and they got together last night and decided they were going to get it for the friend.”

SNIP

“I’m not sure how it was going to fit,” he said. “It’s a pretty large chili.”

I thought this bit was pretty amazing:

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To power the drill, Grande said they connected 470 feet of extension cords that they ran from the Chili’s building, across all four lanes of [Route 67] and through the parking lot of Home Depot to a nearby outlet.

Awesome, but (a) what idiot cooked up this brilliant plan and have the Darwin Awards (honourable mention section) been advised of this, and (b) who the hell can come up with 470 feet of extension cord, but can't get their hands on a cordless drill?

I find it very noticeable that, of the four young rascals that did this, there was not a single Y-chromosome amongst them. Behold, today's Young Woman, proving once again that women can do anything men can do, no matter how bloody stupid it is.

ZenGum · 09-16-2009, 07:49 AM

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A pet cat which went missing in Tasmania and turned up in outback Queensland has been reunited with its owners in the Derwent Valley.

The long-haired Himalayan named Clyde disappeared from home when he was just 12-months-old.

He was eventually found in Cloncurry in north-west Queensland, 3,800 kilometres away.

Earlier this year, Clyde walked into the local hospital and followed a nurse home.

The woman contacted Clyde's owners after a vet found the cat was microchipped.

Of that 3,800 kilometres, about 200 is open sea (in fact, as Bass Straight, it is one of the ocean's more dangerous areas). I'm pretty sure kitty didn't swim that.

footfootfoot · 09-16-2009, 01:47 PM

I live about 20 minutes from there. The 470 feet of cord boggled my mind too. I think there was one guy among the group though.

Having shopped at that home depot many times I'll confirm it is a very long way across the parking lot and the road and the next parking lot.

I would have metabolized all the alcohol it took for me to come up with that plan long before I could have run that much AC cord.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Looks like you're right:

I thought this bit was pretty amazing:

Awesome, but (a) what idiot cooked up this brilliant plan and have the Darwin Awards (honourable mention section) been advised of this, and (b) who the hell can come up with 470 feet of extension cord, but can't get their hands on a cordless drill?

I find it very noticeable that, of the four young rascals that did this, there was not a single Y-chromosome amongst them. Behold, today's Young Woman, proving once again that women can do anything men can do, no matter how bloody stupid it is.

capnhowdy · 09-14-2009, 12:25 PM

She handled the situation gracefully, IMO. She Is a sweet and classy girl.

skysidhe · 09-14-2009, 01:34 PM

It was cool of Beyonce to invite her back on stage with her. She's cool too.Well, I always thought she was a neat lady even before I read what she did for Taylor.

classicman · 09-15-2009, 08:56 AM

Great example of class vs. an ASSHOLE

TheMercenary · 09-15-2009, 09:31 AM

He never would have said a word if that was Little Kim up there. The dude is a racist.

capnhowdy · 09-15-2009, 12:11 PM

He's a repeat offender with his rants at awards shows. All his victims were white. Obviously it IS a racist issue. I just can't understand why they keep letting the bastard go to the shows.

classicman · 09-15-2009, 01:49 PM

Perceived talent..... that or his rants draw ratings.

Flint · 09-15-2009, 02:04 PM

No, no, you guys must be all mixed up.

Racism is something that white people do to black people (never the other way around--gasp!).

Haven't you Archie Bunker-lookin' motherƒuckers ever read the Politically Correct handbook?

TheMercenary · 09-15-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Haven't you Archie Bunker-lookin' motherƒuckers ever read the Politically Correct handbook?

No. Can you send me your copy?

TheMercenary · 09-16-2009, 02:00 PM

Go Winston!

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JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A South African company on Wednesday proved it was faster to transmit data by carrier pigeon than to send it using the country's leading internet service provider

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32772500...ews/?GT1=43001

Happy Monkey · 09-16-2009, 07:54 PM

You've got to decide which is more important- bandwidth or latency.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-17-2009, 12:21 PM

Britain's ugliest dog attacked by teenage gang.

09-16-2009, 01:19 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe the four chicks were stealing it to give to him? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-14-2009, 12:25 PM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	She handled the situation gracefully, IMO. She Is a sweet and classy girl. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-15-2009, 08:56 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Great example of class vs. an ASSHOLE __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-15-2009, 09:31 AM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	He never would have said a word if that was Little Kim up there. The dude is a racist. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-15-2009, 12:11 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	He's a repeat offender with his rants at awards shows. All his victims were white. Obviously it IS a racist issue. I just can't understand why they keep letting the bastard go to the shows. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-14-2009, 01:34 PM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	It was cool of Beyonce to invite her back on stage with her. She's cool too.Well, I always thought she was a neat lady even before I read what she did for Taylor.

09-15-2009, 01:49 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Perceived talent..... that or his rants draw ratings. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-15-2009, 02:04 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	No, no, you guys must be all mixed up. Racism is something that white people do to black people (never the other way around--gasp!). Haven't you Archie Bunker-lookin' motherƒuckers ever read the Politically Correct handbook? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-16-2009, 07:54 PM	#14
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	You've got to decide which is more important- bandwidth or latency. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-17-2009, 12:21 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Britain's ugliest dog attacked by teenage gang. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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