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06-23-2011, 06:51 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Imagine what she was thinking--the full amount of fabric she's used to seeing on underwear, but all crammed up in there. Awesome story, infi.
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06-24-2011, 03:00 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Overheard teenager: that's dis-gross-ting!
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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06-24-2011, 07:46 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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And that's how the English language change.
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06-24-2011, 09:37 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Speaking of which, the previous posts made me think about underwear. I mean the word.
Think of tableware, hardware, wares in general. I wonder if it used to be underware and but people wrote underwear because you wear it, and the error gradually stuck.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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06-27-2011, 07:54 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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"Snap his arm or something!"
Hector, getting very invlved in a James Bond fight.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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06-27-2011, 08:21 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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That needs to be on a t shirt or something.
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07-07-2011, 12:51 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Went up to Tiger's new class for two afternoons this week.
On Tuesday they were assigned their working groups; all from the Winnie the Pooh books. Now there's a scene in Hot Fuzz (bear with me) where on of the Andys giggles childishly everytime the word "skidmarks" is mentioned in an accident report. It sets me off and I do the same thing. Unfirtunately, Tiger doesn't seem to have come across Winnie the Pooh before. He looked at me and laughed every time Mrs M said the word Pooh. And especially when she said Pooh Bear. First time it was just a little boy's humour and I shook my head at him, gently. But as it went on and I just knew he was hearing Poo, I struggled to maintain composure. For him it was just like having work groups called Bum, Fart and Willy. And that is pretty funny.
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08-20-2011, 11:36 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Thor will never says things simply.
Today: yes, [the Webkinz bat will open the treetop rooms] because the bat's primary form of locomotion is flight.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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08-20-2011, 11:44 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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 Too smart! |
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09-01-2011, 05:55 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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If I had a child, I'd want one just like this one right here:
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09-13-2011, 02:32 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I gave the mm a raspberry on her back last night and she said "Cut it out." So I then gave one of her cuddlies a raspberry and she said "Stop it. You're evil, he doesn't like that either, nor her." Pointing to another cuddly.
This a four year old. Nor her?
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09-21-2011, 03:33 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Quote:
Most of language acquisition happens between the threes - from three years old to third grade. A lot of research is showing that reading and writing isn't really taught. It's absorbed between the threes.
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09-13-2011, 09:42 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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maybe she meant "gnaw her"? A diversionary tactic to keep you from the stuffies she likes?
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09-23-2011, 05:42 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Verbatim from the 13-year-old stepdaughter:
Her: I'm very stubborn. Dad: Uh... not really, honey. Her: Yeah, I guess not. It's pretty easy for people to talk me into stuff. |
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09-23-2011, 05:52 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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