Weird things that happen to you at work... - Page 5

cableguy · 05-30-2006, 10:43 AM

That wouldn't be passenger-friendly. It would only make sense to protec the drivers from the crazies. Can you detect my sarcasm?

wolf · 06-09-2006, 11:52 PM

Yesterday was one of those extraordinarily bad days that luckily we only have about one of each quarter.

This was just plain bad. I even had a freakout (which consisted of me yelling for about five minutes "That's it, I'm fucking done, I'm not fucking seeing another fucking person, I've had it, I can't take anymore, etc."), after which my dear ambulanceboi said, "Are you done, Momma?" and I said, "Yes," and went back to working.

But that's not my story of weirdness.

My night started with a woman who was screaming and yelling, and basically unhappy with coming to see me. She had even gotten loose from handcuffs in the back of a police car, and had swung the empty cuff around like a medieval morning star. She was eventually subdued and restrained to a litter.

I was helping out with trying to get her medicated.

She continued to shriek and struggle, wasn't allowing us to pull her pants down far enough to roll her and shoot her in the ass. It was a good sized target, too. As we are trying to pull her stretch pants down her hips a bit, I had a very surreal little moment.

All of a sudden I realized ... this lunatic and I are wearing the same underwear.

Spexxvet · 06-10-2006, 08:16 AM

And there's three more days 'til the full moon. I'd wear a thong until then, if I were you.

Griff · 06-10-2006, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

All of a sudden I realized ... this lunatic and I are wearing the same underwear.

Thanks Wolf, I needed that!

MurMetz · 06-10-2006, 08:59 AM

Okay, I have been resisting the desire to post this. I am a paralegal. One day a few months ago, while talking with a client, she proceeded to show me the results of her most-recent surgical procedure. A boob job. She lifted her shirt, pulled down her bra, and showed me her new big boobs. I still can't believe it!!!

Trilby · 06-10-2006, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MurMetz

Okay, I have been resisting the desire to post this. I am a paralegal. One day a few months ago, while talking with a client, she proceeded to show me the results of her most-recent surgical procedure. A boob job. She lifted her shirt, pulled down her bra, and showed me her new big boobs. I still can't believe it!!!

Are you a guy or a girl?

Ibby · 06-10-2006, 03:03 PM

I want your job.

cableguy · 06-10-2006, 03:13 PM

holy crap wolf, i think i'll stop complining about my job now

wolf · 06-10-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cableguy

holy crap wolf, i think i'll stop complining about my job now

I left out the part where she spit at me, just in case you needed an additional reason not to do what I do.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-10-2006, 05:52 PM

Pull down my pants and you might get spit at again, from a different angle.

MurMetz · 06-12-2006, 09:29 AM

Murmetz = Female.

SteveDallas · 06-12-2006, 09:37 AM

Just to be clear, was this at all job-related? I mean, was she suing her surgeon or something like that?

MurMetz · 06-12-2006, 10:02 AM

Good God, no - that might make sense. She was just proud of her new boobs. My boss (male) was extremely jealous. . .

Spexxvet · 06-12-2006, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MurMetz

...My boss (male) was extremely jealous. . .

Why, did he want big boobs, too?

zippyt · 06-12-2006, 10:16 AM

Weird ain't it , chicks that just got boob jobs will show and have another girl FEEL their recent additions , but let a guy try and they get all weird ??!!??!!??

05-30-2006, 10:43 AM	#1
cableguy Elite Elitist Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 341	That wouldn't be passenger-friendly. It would only make sense to protec the drivers from the crazies. Can you detect my sarcasm? __________________ No ads, no talk, just great tunes! Tune into Unity Radio using Winamp HERE!

06-09-2006, 11:52 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yesterday was one of those extraordinarily bad days that luckily we only have about one of each quarter. This was just plain bad. I even had a freakout (which consisted of me yelling for about five minutes "That's it, I'm fucking done, I'm not fucking seeing another fucking person, I've had it, I can't take anymore, etc."), after which my dear ambulanceboi said, "Are you done, Momma?" and I said, "Yes," and went back to working. But that's not my story of weirdness. My night started with a woman who was screaming and yelling, and basically unhappy with coming to see me. She had even gotten loose from handcuffs in the back of a police car, and had swung the empty cuff around like a medieval morning star. She was eventually subdued and restrained to a litter. I was helping out with trying to get her medicated. She continued to shriek and struggle, wasn't allowing us to pull her pants down far enough to roll her and shoot her in the ass. It was a good sized target, too. As we are trying to pull her stretch pants down her hips a bit, I had a very surreal little moment. All of a sudden I realized ... this lunatic and I are wearing the same underwear. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-10-2006, 08:16 AM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	And there's three more days 'til the full moon. I'd wear a thong until then, if I were you. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-10-2006, 08:59 AM	#5
MurMetz Eavesdropper Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 24	Okay, I have been resisting the desire to post this. I am a paralegal. One day a few months ago, while talking with a client, she proceeded to show me the results of her most-recent surgical procedure. A boob job. She lifted her shirt, pulled down her bra, and showed me her new big boobs. I still can't believe it!!! __________________

06-10-2006, 03:03 PM	#7
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I want your job. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-10-2006, 03:13 PM	#8
cableguy Elite Elitist Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 341	holy crap wolf, i think i'll stop complining about my job now __________________ No ads, no talk, just great tunes! Tune into Unity Radio using Winamp HERE!

06-10-2006, 05:52 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pull down my pants and you might get spit at again, from a different angle. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2006, 09:29 AM	#11
MurMetz Eavesdropper Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 24	Murmetz = Female. __________________

06-12-2006, 09:37 AM	#12
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Just to be clear, was this at all job-related? I mean, was she suing her surgeon or something like that?

06-12-2006, 10:02 AM	#13
MurMetz Eavesdropper Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 24	Good God, no - that might make sense. She was just proud of her new boobs. My boss (male) was extremely jealous. . . __________________

06-12-2006, 10:16 AM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Weird ain't it , chicks that just got boob jobs will show and have another girl FEEL their recent additions , but let a guy try and they get all weird ??!!??!!?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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