If you drink a box of wine - Page 5

DucksNuts · 01-15-2009, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I was thinking this morning that you might prefer Jiminy...like the cricket...

What do you think?

Errrm.... I hav a Jiminy Cricket on my boob....wouldnt that be kinda weird?

Do I hafta stop calling you Jimbob?

Aliantha · 01-15-2009, 07:55 PM

lol...now that would be funny. I wouldn't know if I was talking to a boob or your boob!

Cloud · 01-15-2009, 08:42 PM

If I drank an entire box of wine I'd probably barf. The only time I've had an involuntary bowel movement was when I was medicated, and had a slight change of medication, and had a seizure.

Scared the crap out of me. Or would have if I hadn't already . . . you know . . .

TheMercenary · 01-16-2009, 09:16 AM

Check out the wines made in Chile as well. Very good for the price.

Sundae · 01-16-2009, 03:19 PM

For the record...

I used to work in a four star country house hotel. It wasn't five star because the owners at the time refused to compromise the historic setting with a swimming pool (long since resolved).

We had a couple of wine tastings while I worked there. No idea why. Perhaps so the dining room waitresses could sound professional about the wine? Who knows - we had a sommalier of course, and I (for one) only worked the breakfast shift!

So I thought I had a reasonable handle on wine. That and tasting it at home etc. Nope. We went to a wine and cheese tasting on a skiing holiday. Cost something minute (about £4 at the time I think) which was a bargain given we went home too pissed and full to eat dinner! It started with a "blind" test - you had descriptions of the five wines and the five cheeses and had to match them up. We did okay - better on the cheese than the wine. The cheese was thanks to me, the wine ended up being guesswork.

Then it was a price test - match the wines (identified this time as 1-5 to match the descriptions) to the price. I got them almost exactly reversed. Our friend got the two top wines in the two top slots, so we got a bottle of the priciest as a prize. Given that my ex didn't drink, me & M had a rare old time knowing we were knocking back expensive wine!

I know I like Rioja. Anything else I leave to the experts.
Except cheese I mean.

sweetwater · 01-16-2009, 04:04 PM

I am not a connoisseur of wine though I do enjoy the ceremony associated with it. Still, it's the labels that appeal to me more than the wine, though I do enjoy some now and then. As long as it's served in a glass and not a little box, I wouldn't know which was which.

TheMercenary · 01-16-2009, 06:27 PM

Well you always have whine.

capnhowdy · 01-16-2009, 06:47 PM

Can you purchase a scotch flavored wine?

footfootfoot · 01-16-2009, 07:26 PM

No but I have had some scotch flavored beer and it was oustanding.

oudsanding. otusdaning.

It was good.

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01-15-2009, 07:55 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...now that would be funny. I wouldn't know if I was talking to a boob or your boob! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-15-2009, 08:42 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	If I drank an entire box of wine I'd probably barf. The only time I've had an involuntary bowel movement was when I was medicated, and had a slight change of medication, and had a seizure. Scared the crap out of me. Or would have if I hadn't already . . . you know . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-16-2009, 09:16 AM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Check out the wines made in Chile as well. Very good for the price. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-16-2009, 04:04 PM	#6
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	I am not a connoisseur of wine though I do enjoy the ceremony associated with it. Still, it's the labels that appeal to me more than the wine, though I do enjoy some now and then. As long as it's served in a glass and not a little box, I wouldn't know which was which. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

01-16-2009, 03:19 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	For the record... I used to work in a four star country house hotel. It wasn't five star because the owners at the time refused to compromise the historic setting with a swimming pool (long since resolved). We had a couple of wine tastings while I worked there. No idea why. Perhaps so the dining room waitresses could sound professional about the wine? Who knows - we had a sommalier of course, and I (for one) only worked the breakfast shift! So I thought I had a reasonable handle on wine. That and tasting it at home etc. Nope. We went to a wine and cheese tasting on a skiing holiday. Cost something minute (about £4 at the time I think) which was a bargain given we went home too pissed and full to eat dinner! It started with a "blind" test - you had descriptions of the five wines and the five cheeses and had to match them up. We did okay - better on the cheese than the wine. The cheese was thanks to me, the wine ended up being guesswork. Then it was a price test - match the wines (identified this time as 1-5 to match the descriptions) to the price. I got them almost exactly reversed. Our friend got the two top wines in the two top slots, so we got a bottle of the priciest as a prize. Given that my ex didn't drink, me & M had a rare old time knowing we were knocking back expensive wine! I know I like Rioja. Anything else I leave to the experts. Except cheese I mean.

01-16-2009, 06:27 PM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Well you always have whine. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-16-2009, 06:47 PM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Can you purchase a scotch flavored wine? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-16-2009, 07:26 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No but I have had some scotch flavored beer and it was oustanding. oudsanding. otusdaning. It was good. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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