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View Poll Results: How high are you? In inches.
53 0 0%
54 0 0%
55 0 0%
56 0 0%
57 2 4.76%
58 0 0%
59 0 0%
60 1 2.38%
61 1 2.38%
62 1 2.38%
63 1 2.38%
64 1 2.38%
65 1 2.38%
66 1 2.38%
67 5 11.90%
68 5 11.90%
69 5 11.90%
70 3 7.14%
71 2 4.76%
72 2 4.76%
73 2 4.76%
74 3 7.14%
75 3 7.14%
76 1 2.38%
less than 53 or more than 76 2 4.76%
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:05 PM   #1
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what about a penis length poll?
But then how would we know who's lying? :P
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:08 PM   #2
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There'd need to be pictures Lola. You silly bunny.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:47 PM   #3
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Ohhhhhhhh........
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:24 PM   #4
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i think a female cellarite should measure. oh, please make sure you measure more than once. we don't want any mistakes. lola bunny - would you be the official??
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:54 PM   #5
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Re: Penii.


I've seen tons. literally tons of them. (I WAS a nurse, you know) and while they do differ it's really only the Lock Ness types or the pencil erasers that get any mention. Some do bend definitely one way or the other; a curve if you will. I had one of those. He was mind blowing. Also had a Nessie. Amazing. Truly a work of art. I wanted to take a pic but he wouldn't let me (not that he was shy he just didn't want to be recognized) It was the length from the second line on my wrist to the tip of my middle finger and had girth, baby, girth. He was the best screw and the worst person I ever met.
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:03 PM   #6
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It was the length from the second line on my wrist to the tip of my middle finger
Which is... in actual measurements ... ???
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:50 PM   #7
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a palm? a hand?
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:06 PM   #8
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Oh well, I'd probably end up with the short end of the stick
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:11 PM   #9
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seven and NEARLY one half inches. you guys in Oz know inches? should I convert?
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:23 PM   #10
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David...

like so...
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:25 PM   #11
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maybe better view of tape measure
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:27 PM   #12
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19.05 cm
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:30 PM   #13
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clearly it was memorable for you.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:46 PM   #14
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clearly it was memorable for you.
it was!

It was curved, like a fine Arabian sword. AND he was in a band lead singer and he was goood and I fucked him on the sink in the men's restroom of a SuperSubway just because I was 21 and could. god he was hot.


saw a pic of him just a few weeks ago. despite his no smoking and hardly ever drinking the boy has NOT aged well. Hell, I look better than he does and I've trashed myself.

oh well. It was what it was and what it was was FREAKING GREAT!
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:38 PM   #15
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19.05 cm
Glad you cleared that up because according to my hand, it's only 6 inches.
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