Cellar Resolution: Expansion of the Character Limit on Titles - Page 5

03-11-2003, 08:07 AM

FYI, Windows 3.1 is not an operating system, but an operating shell. The GUI to the OS. So it's kind of impossible to replace other OS's with Windows 3.1.

Shows what your faction knows.

elSicomoro · 03-11-2003, 08:10 AM

Does it really matter when he's going to get a PET in the end?

Does it?

Huh? Does it?

03-11-2003, 08:29 AM

Trying to dance around, mis-directing the questioning so it looks like you're intelligent.

You intimidate me like a bunny intimidates a rock python.

Whit · 03-11-2003, 09:57 AM

     Feh, Sycamore you show your ignorace of the area. The number of strip clubs in Fayetteville has been growing and there will soon be a strip club for every ten college girls. (Actually it's kinda creepy) Between them there is enough seating for all of your forces, so make sure you pay your men in dollar bills...
     At least the lucky portion of your men will fall pray to such. For those that go into the hills I suggest you show them "Deliverance" as a training film so they will know what is expected of them. They will also not return, but the dollars are not so important.
     Even if you were to have some special forces that managed not to fall pray to these pitfalls any travel further south would lead them into the religious and depression zones. In these areas the churches are open every night except Thursday and the bars stay open 'till five in the morning. Even more sadly is the fact that this is not an exaggeration. Do not send your troops if you wish to see them again. Also, we don't need anymore people looking for jobs around here at the current time.
     If you need more convincing perhaps I could direct you to a newspaper article in which police with cadaver dogs find bodies buried in the woods, and say that it might be foul play.
     For the record the stuff about the churches, the bars and the bodies is all true.

Griff · 03-11-2003, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Griffington and Sycamoreland signed a treaty of non-aggression.

The free people of Grifftopia never gave such powers to any entity. Somebody ran a con on you son. I hope you didn't give anyone access to your savings account.

03-11-2003, 11:21 AM

His "coalition" crumbling, it's obvious to see that the real power lies with The Commission.

Undertoad · 03-11-2003, 12:50 PM

That's more because of our control of the Massive Ordinance Air Blast which, it is said, can be heard from miles away and has a devastating effect on enemy forces.

Experts are uncertain whether it's chemical or biological, but our enemies should be aware that we are developing a version that is silent, but just as deadly.

03-11-2003, 01:00 PM

Having just had a very large salad with plenty of beans and eggs on it, I can say that my MOAB will be <b>very</b> deadly - albeit not quite silent.

elSicomoro · 03-11-2003, 04:38 PM

Dave failed to answer the question posed. Therefore, I can only assume that he chooses not to look at the big picture. A shame, really...though sadly, I am not surprised by his despicable utterance.

Griff, I know, I know...you're just lashing out because you're angry. I don't blame you.

You see, what Griff has failed to mention is that we stormed Griffington yesterday. We began by setting his land on fire. His folks put up one hell of a fight, but then we stormed the estate and began to drink up all the liquor and Yerba Mate.

At this moment, Griff fell prostrate and cried, "Kind, noble, and generous Sycamore! Please spare my liquor cabinet and Yerba Mate!"

I felt sorry for him, to be honest. So I said, "Griff, you're a good guy. All I really want is to kill a couple of chickens so we can fry 'em up. Oh, and sign this non-aggression treaty."

He complied, though I could see the bitterness in his eyes.

We're still gonna take all those strip clubs on the road. That, or we'll make Fayetteville a "resort" town.

(On a serious note, Whit, I'm very familiar with those types. All those wackos start appearing just south of St. Louis...and it all goes downhill from there.)

Nevertheless, our forces will make the rednecks cry for their sister-wives.

MOAB...whatever. I know the brown noise.

Griff · 03-11-2003, 07:18 PM

*sigh* In his desperation he cuts friend and foe alike.

Had a Geo Metro somehow infiltrated the land of milk and humvees, you'd still have the earlier mentioned problem. With no formal government nobody can sign any non-aggression pacts, although we do hold with the nonaggression principle. We have no loyalty to Whitaska or Sycamorovia but we welcome your trade. We do have the eggs, but they are not bound to any basket. Do not come expecting to topple that which does not exist. As methane is a major by-product of our industry, I would suggest you refocus your ambition.

elSicomoro · 03-11-2003, 07:22 PM

Look, you wanna stick with that commune-type story, fine by me.

Griff · 03-11-2003, 07:29 PM

We're groovey with whatever communitarian lifestye you want to pull out as long as its voluntary.

elSicomoro · 03-11-2003, 07:34 PM

Whatever you say, pinko.

wolf · 03-11-2003, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Does it really matter when he's going to get a PET in the end?

Does it?

Huh? Does it?

Depends ... PET, or SuperPET?

03-11-2003, 09:57 AM	#64
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Feh, Sycamore you show your ignorace of the area. The number of strip clubs in Fayetteville has been growing and there will soon be a strip club for every ten college girls. (Actually it's kinda creepy) Between them there is enough seating for all of your forces, so make sure you pay your men in dollar bills...      At least the lucky portion of your men will fall pray to such. For those that go into the hills I suggest you show them "Deliverance" as a training film so they will know what is expected of them. They will also not return, but the dollars are not so important.      Even if you were to have some special forces that managed not to fall pray to these pitfalls any travel further south would lead them into the religious and depression zones. In these areas the churches are open every night except Thursday and the bars stay open 'till five in the morning. Even more sadly is the fact that this is not an exaggeration. Do not send your troops if you wish to see them again. Also, we don't need anymore people looking for jobs around here at the current time.      If you need more convincing perhaps I could direct you to a newspaper article in which police with cadaver dogs find bodies buried in the woods, and say that it might be foul play.      For the record the stuff about the churches, the bars and the bodies is all true. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body. Last edited by Whit; 03-11-2003 at 10:00 AM.

03-11-2003, 07:18 PM	#70
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	sigh In his desperation he cuts friend and foe alike. Had a Geo Metro somehow infiltrated the land of milk and humvees, you'd still have the earlier mentioned problem. With no formal government nobody can sign any non-aggression pacts, although we do hold with the nonaggression principle. We have no loyalty to Whitaska or Sycamorovia but we welcome your trade. We do have the eggs, but they are not bound to any basket. Do not come expecting to topple that which does not exist. As methane is a major by-product of our industry, I would suggest you refocus your ambition. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-11-2003, 07:29 PM	#72
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We're groovey with whatever communitarian lifestye you want to pull out as long as its voluntary. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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03-11-2003, 08:07 AM	#61
dave Guest Posts: n/a	FYI, Windows 3.1 is not an operating system, but an operating shell. The GUI to the OS. So it's kind of impossible to replace other OS's with Windows 3.1. Shows what your faction knows.

03-11-2003, 08:10 AM	#62
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Does it really matter when he's going to get a PET in the end? Does it? Huh? Does it?

03-11-2003, 08:29 AM	#63
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Trying to dance around, mis-directing the questioning so it looks like you're intelligent. You intimidate me like a bunny intimidates a rock python.

03-11-2003, 11:21 AM	#66
dave Guest Posts: n/a	His "coalition" crumbling, it's obvious to see that the real power lies with The Commission.

03-11-2003, 12:50 PM	#67
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That's more because of our control of the Massive Ordinance Air Blast which, it is said, can be heard from miles away and has a devastating effect on enemy forces. Experts are uncertain whether it's chemical or biological, but our enemies should be aware that we are developing a version that is silent, but just as deadly.

03-11-2003, 01:00 PM	#68
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Having just had a very large salad with plenty of beans and eggs on it, I can say that my MOAB will be <b>very</b> deadly - albeit not quite silent.

03-11-2003, 04:38 PM	#69
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Dave failed to answer the question posed. Therefore, I can only assume that he chooses not to look at the big picture. A shame, really...though sadly, I am not surprised by his despicable utterance. Griff, I know, I know...you're just lashing out because you're angry. I don't blame you. You see, what Griff has failed to mention is that we stormed Griffington yesterday. We began by setting his land on fire. His folks put up one hell of a fight, but then we stormed the estate and began to drink up all the liquor and Yerba Mate. At this moment, Griff fell prostrate and cried, "Kind, noble, and generous Sycamore! Please spare my liquor cabinet and Yerba Mate!" I felt sorry for him, to be honest. So I said, "Griff, you're a good guy. All I really want is to kill a couple of chickens so we can fry 'em up. Oh, and sign this non-aggression treaty." He complied, though I could see the bitterness in his eyes. We're still gonna take all those strip clubs on the road. That, or we'll make Fayetteville a "resort" town. (On a serious note, Whit, I'm very familiar with those types. All those wackos start appearing just south of St. Louis...and it all goes downhill from there.) Nevertheless, our forces will make the rednecks cry for their sister-wives. MOAB...whatever. I know the brown noise.

03-11-2003, 07:22 PM	#71
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Look, you wanna stick with that commune-type story, fine by me.

03-11-2003, 07:34 PM	#73
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Whatever you say, pinko.

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