Hilarious names - Page 5

BrianR · 07-15-2005, 08:14 AM

I used to do medical research and phoning.

I once ran across a Dr Nutt. Occupation? Psychiatrist.

On a related note, I also once called a psychiatrist, normal name but had the most INTERESTING answering machine message...

It was his voice, calm and relaxed. He described a beautiful beach, blue ocean, calm breeze, with ocean sounds playing in the background. Then he said that he was on vacation and would return next week. From Aruba. I had to share that one with the other slaves. We all took turns calling that whenever we felt stressed.

I, of course, had to leave a message thanking him for the calming message and told him that I called whenever I felt too stressed out. This with the noisy background and the usual office hustle and bustle so he could hear THAT. Sometimes I'm ashamed of myself.

Brian

dar512 · 07-15-2005, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

I used to do medical research and phoning.

I once ran across a Dr Nutt. Occupation? Psychiatrist.

So his clients, by definition, were Nutt-cases. Right?

glatt · 07-15-2005, 11:02 AM

I just had a thought. Do people with funny names get bummed out when they do Google vanity searches and see threads like this in the results?

Griff · 07-15-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

I once ran across a Dr Nutt. Occupation? Psychiatrist.
Brian

I once had a dentist named... Dr. Paine. My jaw still isn't right.

Lady Sidhe · 07-15-2005, 12:11 PM

I went to a parochial school once, and our principal's name was Michael Jackson. He was white, too...incidentally, he hated MJ, and even suspended a couple of kids who talked about him (this was in 7th grade, when MJ was kinda popular). He went by Mike Jackson....

Trilby · 07-15-2005, 05:21 PM

I once worked at a hospital that had a Doctor Doctor.

capnhowdy · 07-16-2005, 01:59 PM

Although we call her by her middle name, Patrice, my girlfriend's name is Janet Jackson.

Dagney · 07-17-2005, 12:40 AM

I went to school with twins Richard and Peter Stiffe

Gravdigr · 04-10-2013, 01:43 PM

RESURRECTION!!!

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Gravdigr · 04-10-2013, 01:45 PM

Knew a dude named John Thomas.

John Thomas = a guy's junk, fyi.

jimhelm · 04-18-2013, 01:56 PM

Robert N Hood

goes by Bob, though. Rob N Hood would be more fun.

Gravdigr · 04-18-2013, 04:02 PM

"Bobbin' Hood" would be a great title for a gay porno.

jimhelm · 04-18-2013, 04:10 PM

Is that all you ever think about? Jeez. You and your gay porn.

Lamplighter · 08-12-2013, 11:52 AM

Here's one for all those "good Christians" out there..
Is there any name more hilarious than "Lu Ann Ballew"

NPR
by Bill Chappell
August 12, 201310:58 AM

Judge Orders Baby's Name Changed From 'Messiah'

Quote:

A Tennessee judge ordered a baby's name changed from Messiah to Martin last week,
after the boy's parents went to court to fight over their son's last name.
The boy's mother, Jaleesa Martin, says she was shocked by the decision
and that she'll appeal the judge's order to rename her baby Martin DeShawn McCullough.

"The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned
by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ," says Child Support Magistrate
Lu Ann Ballew, in an interview with Knoxville's WBIR TV.

Sundae · 08-12-2013, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Here's one for all those "good Christians" out there..
Is there any name more hilarious than "Lu Ann Ballew"

I'm not sure if this is an accent thing, or just a typical inability to get a joke by me. I'm practically an airport, the amount of jokes on here that fly over my head.

I know it's the death of a joke to explain it, so feel free to PM me instead!

07-15-2005, 08:14 AM	#1
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I used to do medical research and phoning. I once ran across a Dr Nutt. Occupation? Psychiatrist. On a related note, I also once called a psychiatrist, normal name but had the most INTERESTING answering machine message... It was his voice, calm and relaxed. He described a beautiful beach, blue ocean, calm breeze, with ocean sounds playing in the background. Then he said that he was on vacation and would return next week. From Aruba. I had to share that one with the other slaves. We all took turns calling that whenever we felt stressed. I, of course, had to leave a message thanking him for the calming message and told him that I called whenever I felt too stressed out. This with the noisy background and the usual office hustle and bustle so he could hear THAT. Sometimes I'm ashamed of myself. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

07-15-2005, 12:11 PM	#5
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	I went to a parochial school once, and our principal's name was Michael Jackson. He was white, too...incidentally, he hated MJ, and even suspended a couple of kids who talked about him (this was in 7th grade, when MJ was kinda popular). He went by Mike Jackson.... __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

07-15-2005, 05:21 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I once worked at a hospital that had a Doctor Doctor. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-16-2005, 01:59 PM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Although we call her by her middle name, Patrice, my girlfriend's name is Janet Jackson. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-17-2005, 12:40 AM	#8
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	I went to school with twins Richard and Peter Stiffe __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

07-15-2005, 11:02 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I just had a thought. Do people with funny names get bummed out when they do Google vanity searches and see threads like this in the results?

04-10-2013, 01:43 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	RESURRECTION!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-10-2013, 01:45 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Knew a dude named John Thomas. John Thomas = a guy's junk, fyi. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2013, 01:56 PM	#11
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Robert N Hood goes by Bob, though. Rob N Hood would be more fun. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-18-2013, 04:02 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Bobbin' Hood" would be a great title for a gay porno. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2013, 04:10 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Is that all you ever think about? Jeez. You and your gay porn. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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