Be a post whore! - Page 71

xoxoxoBruce · 01-18-2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedly_Tasteful

someone once said to me why be a slut when you can be a whore and get paid for it

I thought a prostitute gets paid, a whore doesn't, and a slut could be either one, just more often. At least that's what they told me on the school bus.

Cicero · 01-17-2009, 10:46 PM

Hey Jim...I made you a salad at work today..It's a great mexican dish you should try.

LOL

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lumberjim · 01-17-2009, 10:48 PM

I'm lolling out loud over here

skysidhe · 01-18-2009, 03:13 AM

very clever cic

DanaC · 01-18-2009, 06:31 AM

Hahahaha. Cic that's fuckin fantastic! It is, it's bloody brilliant.

I also lolled out loud.

Cicero · 01-19-2009, 01:17 PM

It's been named- santa fe dos huevos caliente...

Wickedly_Tasteful · 01-19-2009, 01:49 PM

packing and moving is the worst thing eve invented by anyone...

Sundae · 01-19-2009, 03:01 PM

I was walking out of the front room.
Nothing special - Dad was in there. I think I turned to say something about the cats.

Closed the door behind me.
Not slammed.
Not dramatic - he had the fire on rather than the central heating - something I suggested to bring down their energy costs.

Somehow - BANG!
Got my finger caught between the door and the jamb.
And not bruise central either - it pierced my skin.
Bled through a kitchen towel (paper towel) then a plaster.
After I cooked dinner I saw I was leaking through another plaster.
Below is the result of taking it off.

I only decided it was post-worthy when I started sticking to the mouse.

It's nasty, but shallow. And I am a bleeder.
The light is dim in here (another energy saving move).
I'll take another pic tomorrw. More flap less blood. Grossed out yet?

The first was under normal light, the second under desk light.
I licked it to try to show the full effect.

monster · 01-19-2009, 03:14 PM

You're a regular weapon of self-destruction, aren't you?

ZenGum · 01-19-2009, 05:49 PM

Ouchies!

We are sorry about ur finger.

Cicero · 01-20-2009, 02:36 AM

AAh...For Jinx. And everyone else who likes the foxes that have an account on myspace:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=47721102

Sundae · 01-20-2009, 05:10 AM

Monster - I don't know how I manage to damage so much of myself. Mum says it's because I'm big and I go racing around everywhere. She forgets that I've always done it. And racing around is good, isn't it?

Cic - awwwwwwwwwwww. Too cute.

DanaC · 01-20-2009, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Monster - I don't know how I manage to damage so much of myself. Mum says it's because I'm big and I go racing around everywhere. She forgets that I've always done it. And racing around is good, isn't it?

Cic - awwwwwwwwwwww. Too cute.

I cn't navigate my house without taking chunks out of myself on a semi-regular basis. We just clumsy honey.

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I cn't navigate my house without taking chunks out of myself on a semi-regular basis. We just clumsy honey.

Mom called me "Grace" from time to time...due to various bumps, bruises, cuts. As in "way to go, Grace." :p

Sundae · 01-20-2009, 07:41 AM

Tis true.
Still, as you can see, my finger's not sorry.

01-17-2009, 10:46 PM	#2
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Hey Jim...I made you a salad at work today..It's a great mexican dish you should try. LOL __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-17-2009, 10:48 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm lolling out loud over here __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-19-2009, 01:17 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	It's been named- santa fe dos huevos caliente... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-19-2009, 01:49 PM	#7
Wickedly_Tasteful What do you want? A cookie? Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Wichita Kansas Posts: 162	packing and moving is the worst thing eve invented by anyone... __________________ When life gives you lemons...call me and Ill bring the tequila and we can do shots all night

01-19-2009, 03:01 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was walking out of the front room. Nothing special - Dad was in there. I think I turned to say something about the cats. Closed the door behind me. Not slammed. Not dramatic - he had the fire on rather than the central heating - something I suggested to bring down their energy costs. Somehow - BANG! Got my finger caught between the door and the jamb. And not bruise central either - it pierced my skin. Bled through a kitchen towel (paper towel) then a plaster. After I cooked dinner I saw I was leaking through another plaster. Below is the result of taking it off. I only decided it was post-worthy when I started sticking to the mouse. It's nasty, but shallow. And I am a bleeder. The light is dim in here (another energy saving move). I'll take another pic tomorrw. More flap less blood. Grossed out yet? The first was under normal light, the second under desk light. I licked it to try to show the full effect. Attached Images Last edited by Sundae; 01-19-2009 at 03:09 PM.

01-18-2009, 03:13 AM	#4
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	very clever cic

01-18-2009, 06:31 AM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Hahahaha. Cic that's fuckin fantastic! It is, it's bloody brilliant. I also lolled out loud.

01-19-2009, 03:14 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You're a regular weapon of self-destruction, aren't you? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2009, 05:49 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ouchies! We are sorry about ur finger. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-20-2009, 02:36 AM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	AAh...For Jinx. And everyone else who likes the foxes that have an account on myspace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=47721102 __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-20-2009, 05:10 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Monster - I don't know how I manage to damage so much of myself. Mum says it's because I'm big and I go racing around everywhere. She forgets that I've always done it. And racing around is good, isn't it? Cic - awwwwwwwwwwww. Too cute.

01-20-2009, 07:41 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Tis true. Still, as you can see, my finger's not sorry. Attached Images

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