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Old 01-18-2009, 01:05 AM   #1
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someone once said to me why be a slut when you can be a whore and get paid for it
I thought a prostitute gets paid, a whore doesn't, and a slut could be either one, just more often. At least that's what they told me on the school bus.
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Old 01-17-2009, 10:46 PM   #2
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Hey Jim...I made you a salad at work today..It's a great mexican dish you should try.

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Old 01-17-2009, 10:48 PM   #3
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I'm lolling out loud over here
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:13 AM   #4
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very clever cic
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:31 AM   #5
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Hahahaha. Cic that's fuckin fantastic! It is, it's bloody brilliant.

I also lolled out loud.
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:17 PM   #6
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It's been named- santa fe dos huevos caliente...
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:49 PM   #7
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packing and moving is the worst thing eve invented by anyone...
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Old 01-19-2009, 03:01 PM   #8
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I was walking out of the front room.
Nothing special - Dad was in there. I think I turned to say something about the cats.

Closed the door behind me.
Not slammed.
Not dramatic - he had the fire on rather than the central heating - something I suggested to bring down their energy costs.

Somehow - BANG!
Got my finger caught between the door and the jamb.
And not bruise central either - it pierced my skin.
Bled through a kitchen towel (paper towel) then a plaster.
After I cooked dinner I saw I was leaking through another plaster.
Below is the result of taking it off.

I only decided it was post-worthy when I started sticking to the mouse.

It's nasty, but shallow. And I am a bleeder.
The light is dim in here (another energy saving move).
I'll take another pic tomorrw. More flap less blood. Grossed out yet?

The first was under normal light, the second under desk light.
I licked it to try to show the full effect.
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Old 01-19-2009, 03:14 PM   #9
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You're a regular weapon of self-destruction, aren't you?
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:49 PM   #10
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Ouchies!

We are sorry about ur finger.
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:36 AM   #11
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AAh...For Jinx. And everyone else who likes the foxes that have an account on myspace:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=47721102
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Old 01-20-2009, 05:10 AM   #12
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Monster - I don't know how I manage to damage so much of myself. Mum says it's because I'm big and I go racing around everywhere. She forgets that I've always done it. And racing around is good, isn't it?

Cic - awwwwwwwwwwww. Too cute.
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Old 01-20-2009, 05:51 AM   #13
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Monster - I don't know how I manage to damage so much of myself. Mum says it's because I'm big and I go racing around everywhere. She forgets that I've always done it. And racing around is good, isn't it?

Cic - awwwwwwwwwwww. Too cute.
I cn't navigate my house without taking chunks out of myself on a semi-regular basis. We just clumsy honey.
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Old 01-20-2009, 08:57 AM   #14
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I cn't navigate my house without taking chunks out of myself on a semi-regular basis. We just clumsy honey.
Mom called me "Grace" from time to time...due to various bumps, bruises, cuts. As in "way to go, Grace." :p
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:41 AM   #15
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Tis true.
Still, as you can see, my finger's not sorry.
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