The WTF NSFW thread - Page 76

Cloud · 05-13-2008, 11:51 PM

of course, but I can live without meatectomies, those vaccum suction things (I forget what that's called) and assorted other penile indignities.

lumberjim · 05-14-2008, 12:24 AM

is that you, merc? back row left?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2008, 02:05 AM

Making beautiful music...

TheMercenary · 05-14-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

is that you, merc? back row left?

No. But it damm sure does look just like me, except I have more hair. Damm.

Sundae · 05-14-2008, 05:21 PM

Bloody hell, seated man, right is surely just having a laugh?
While the others have their bits stretched and pulled he's just chucked a bit of liver in his.

I hope.

Trilby · 05-14-2008, 06:13 PM

@ sundae

DucksNuts · 05-14-2008, 11:06 PM

Whats going on with the *lean-it-on-your-shoulder* dude, his nuts are seriously purple?

Cloud · 05-15-2008, 09:30 PM

regarding those guys . . . this was making me mad, because I should know what it is. I think it's vacuum pumping (the other candidate was saline injection). Here's the straight poop from BME:

Quote:

Usually using an acrylic cylinder and a hand pump (or a myriad of other contraptions which all have the end effect), a body part — usually the penis (but the scrotum, labia, clitoris, male or female breasts, etc. may all be pumped as well) — is inserted. The air (or sometimes water) is drawn out using the pump, and the body part is drawn in. Because of the pressure differential the tissues expand and become swollen and engorged with blood and fluids. Done repeatedly, the results become at least semi-permanent.

Vacuum pumping is quite safe, but overzealous pumping can break small vessels and result in discoloration of the body part.* Water blisters are also possible. The rule is "long sessions are better than short high pressure ones."

*the answer to DucksNuts question

Cloud · 05-15-2008, 09:40 PM

and here, just to continue to gross you out, is the entry on saline injection (worth a look for the pic): http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection

Quote:

inflation of the scrotum and other bits via saline solution

Saline solution (sterile 0.9% salt water) can be used to "inflate" body parts -- most commonly, this is the scrotum since, at least in part, it is the easiest to inflate. The penis shaft and breasts (in both men and women) can also be inflated. The saline solution can take a few days to reabsorb.

Caution must be taken to ensure that both the saline and the drip tubes and needles are sterile -- if not, a potentially life-threatening infection can easily be drawn inside the body.

as I said, it's AMAZING what guys will do to their dicks

zippyt · 05-15-2008, 10:20 PM

Tmi Cloud !!!!!!

Cloud · 05-15-2008, 10:36 PM

just providing a public service . . .

zippyt · 05-15-2008, 10:59 PM

I know but DAMN !!!!!!!

monster · 05-21-2008, 04:34 PM

Trilby · 05-21-2008, 04:54 PM

wouldn't touch that for a million dollars. Not even a million euros.

that's the kind of guy who tells it to rub the lotion on it's skin.

classicman · 05-21-2008, 06:16 PM

His fingers are dirty too

05-13-2008, 11:51 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	of course, but I can live without meatectomies, those vaccum suction things (I forget what that's called) and assorted other penile indignities. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-14-2008, 12:24 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	is that you, merc? back row left? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-14-2008, 02:05 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Making beautiful music... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-14-2008, 05:21 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bloody hell, seated man, right is surely just having a laugh? While the others have their bits stretched and pulled he's just chucked a bit of liver in his. I hope. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-14-2008, 06:13 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	@ sundae __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-14-2008, 11:06 PM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Whats going on with the lean-it-on-your-shoulder dude, his nuts are seriously purple?

05-15-2008, 10:20 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Tmi Cloud !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-15-2008, 10:36 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	just providing a public service . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-15-2008, 10:59 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I know but DAMN !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-21-2008, 04:34 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-21-2008, 04:54 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	wouldn't touch that for a million dollars. Not even a million euros. that's the kind of guy who tells it to rub the lotion on it's skin. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-21-2008, 06:16 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	His fingers are dirty too __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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