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Old 01-16-2011, 06:54 PM   #1
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I've had wet hands stick to aluminum storm doors in the winter and before I had seen that movie, when I was very young, I burned my tongue on some hot soup or tea or cocoa or something and I grabbed an ice cube tray thinking the cold ice cube tray would relieve the pain... That was painful.
I had a serious ice-crunching habit back in the day, to the point that I would just fill a cup with ice and eat it several times a day. When the glass was full, I would stick my tongue in and retrieve an ice cube by letting it stick, just like you can do with popcorn.
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Old 01-16-2011, 07:57 PM   #2
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Ice eating can be a sign of anemia....
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Old 01-17-2011, 12:15 AM   #3
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I've heard that--been routinely tested as an adult, but never as a kid. My mother used to put me to bed with a cup of ice, every night from the age of about 3. (This was my demand, not her idea of a comfort item.)
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Old 01-17-2011, 07:07 AM   #4
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Ice eating can be a sign of sexual frustration...or so my sophomore high school friend told me.
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:49 PM   #5
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*stops crunching on the ice cube and calls the wife*
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:29 AM   #6
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Why frustration ? You can have wonderful sexual foreplay with an ice cube....
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:46 AM   #7
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:48 AM   #8
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Well duh, green is an ugly tie color. Only thing worse would be yellow.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:57 PM   #9
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Cora died.
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Old 01-31-2011, 02:04 AM   #10
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Cora died.
Good God what a waste.
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Old 01-31-2011, 08:42 AM   #11
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Good God what a waste.
Oh, was there a picture? I must have missed that.
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Old 01-31-2011, 04:47 PM   #12
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Oh, was there a picture? I must have missed that.
Google image search. Pretty racy, but prolly SFW. She'll be the too-hot blonde with bodacious taytays.
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:59 AM   #13
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Somebody do the legwork on this, and, please, tell me this is complete bullshit...
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:01 AM   #14
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Where's the beef? It sure ain't in this here taco!

Taco Bell sued over beef that's only 35% beef.

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Attorney Dee Miles said the meat mixture contained just 35 percent beef, with the remaining 65 percent containing water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.
Anti-dusting agent? 'Beef' is sitting around collecting dust? WTF?

So they can't call it beef. They just need a new name, like fauxburger or phony baloney.
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Old 01-26-2011, 02:29 PM   #15
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I need some of that anti-dusting agent for my house.
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