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04-10-2009, 03:06 PM
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I LIKE IT ROUGH AND DIRTY IN THE MORNING!
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04-10-2009, 03:24 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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I like the squirt gun idea. when she yammers, squirt her. but don't laugh afterward, just go back to being quiet.
Or a Laundry basket full of tennis balls
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04-10-2009, 03:33 PM
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Snowflake
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I had a yowling cat that I used the "squirt bottle and a handful of shoes" method with: squirt squirt squirt until out of range and then start launching shoes until the cat is under a piece of furniture in the room farthest from you...throw an extra few shoes just to "set" the under-furniture position.
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04-10-2009, 03:35 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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Works with yowling kids too.
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04-10-2009, 03:37 PM
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Snowflake
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The principal difference is that kids are smart enough to remember what the squirt bottle looks like.
Downside: they cower in fear when you're just picking up shoes out of the floor before vacuuming.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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Your downside is my bonus effect.
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04-13-2009, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
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04-10-2009, 03:42 PM
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Snowflake
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Your backside is my bonus effect.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-10-2009, 04:03 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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win win
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04-10-2009, 04:21 PM
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Back in 10
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I love to see sociopathic hyperbole in the morning...:p
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04-10-2009, 04:28 PM
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It says something about a person when they think a dislike of moron-babble and a desire to maintain personal boundaries is "sociopathic"... tell me, do you also enjoy shopping malls and reality shows?
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04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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No she has Cows
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04-10-2009, 04:34 PM
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Sounds painful!
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04-10-2009, 04:35 PM
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Back in 10
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Newsflash! Not every comment on this thread is for or directed at you
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04-10-2009, 04:38 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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But Vana , Its ALL About the TIKI !!!
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