Cellar users are witty and use a lot of analogies, similies, and metaphors.

SteveBsjb · 04-29-2006, 04:53 AM

Not sure where I'm going with this, but the title is true.

Oh, and I'm speaking of others, not myself. I'd like to be able to wrap things up with a good tight analogy, rather than spouting on end.

JayMcGee · 04-29-2006, 05:23 AM

...but like all trolls living in the dark, they don't know when to stop pissin' in the wind...

Elspode · 04-29-2006, 05:36 AM

Steve, you are a remarkable Cellarite...you are equally balanced between insightful, self-revealing commentary, and pissass critiques of the community of which you are ostensibly a part.

Are you this dichotimous in your everyday life, or do you actively keep The Cellar as a hidden, guilty pleasure?

SteveBsjb · 04-29-2006, 07:13 AM

Pissass? (I thought this thread was complimentary, not critiqueing or "pissass".)

::: hopefully buys time while looking up "dichotimous" :::

SteveBsjb · 04-29-2006, 07:15 AM

Damn, man... it's not even spelled that way. Though now that I've looked it up, I don't agree that I am such.

Trilby · 04-29-2006, 08:07 AM

Witty? Literary? Intelligent?

Why, yes. Yes we are.

SteveBsjb · 04-29-2006, 08:24 AM

Adding your own adjectives, are you?

Trilby · 04-29-2006, 08:43 AM

Adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, past participles---I know them all, baby!

Elspode · 04-29-2006, 09:28 AM

I was passing out from boredom at work, and so did not check my spelling. Good job catching that, though. And I did get the apparently complimentary bent of the thread. I was just a bit dubious (and I did check that spelling).

SteveBsjb · 04-29-2006, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayMcGee

...but like all trolls living in the dark, they don't know when to stop pissin' in the wind...

Well, Jay's the only one playing the game right. hehe!

Kagen4o4 · 04-29-2006, 08:57 PM

"wow she calls you callow in here"
"you say that likes it bad"
"well it means frightened and weak willed"
"oh...shit, that was the only part of the letter i thought was complimentary"

im just one big slice of intelligent pie topped with a witty sauce

MaggieL · 04-29-2006, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveBsjb

Damn, man... it's not even spelled that way.

Of course not. Everybody knows it's spelled "pizazz".

04-29-2006, 11:39 PM

I wanna' some jazz-hands when you say that!

Tonchi · 04-29-2006, 11:43 PM

Cellar users are witty and use a lot of analogies, similies, and metaphors because we are all cultured and highly educated. Or not.

wolf · 05-03-2006, 01:24 PM

More importantly, we even think to use them in places like The Sex Thread.

04-29-2006, 04:53 AM	#1
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	Cellar users are witty and use a lot of analogies, similies, and metaphors. Not sure where I'm going with this, but the title is true. Oh, and I'm speaking of others, not myself. I'd like to be able to wrap things up with a good tight analogy, rather than spouting on end. __________________ "It's only an internet community." Last edited by SteveBsjb; 04-29-2006 at 05:31 AM.

04-29-2006, 05:23 AM	#2
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	...but like all trolls living in the dark, they don't know when to stop pissin' in the wind... __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

04-29-2006, 05:36 AM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Steve, you are a remarkable Cellarite...you are equally balanced between insightful, self-revealing commentary, and pissass critiques of the community of which you are ostensibly a part. Are you this dichotimous in your everyday life, or do you actively keep The Cellar as a hidden, guilty pleasure? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-29-2006, 07:13 AM	#4
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	Pissass? (I thought this thread was complimentary, not critiqueing or "pissass".) ::: hopefully buys time while looking up "dichotimous" ::: __________________ "It's only an internet community." Last edited by SteveBsjb; 04-29-2006 at 07:24 AM.

04-29-2006, 07:15 AM	#5
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	Damn, man... it's not even spelled that way. Though now that I've looked it up, I don't agree that I am such. __________________ "It's only an internet community."

04-29-2006, 08:07 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Witty? Literary? Intelligent? Why, yes. Yes we are. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-29-2006, 08:24 AM	#7
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	Adding your own adjectives, are you? __________________ "It's only an internet community."

04-29-2006, 08:43 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, past participles---I know them all, baby! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-29-2006, 09:28 AM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I was passing out from boredom at work, and so did not check my spelling. Good job catching that, though. And I did get the apparently complimentary bent of the thread. I was just a bit dubious (and I did check that spelling). __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-29-2006, 08:57 PM	#11
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"wow she calls you callow in here" "you say that likes it bad" "well it means frightened and weak willed" "oh...shit, that was the only part of the letter i thought was complimentary" im just one big slice of intelligent pie topped with a witty sauce __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-29-2006, 11:39 PM	#13
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I wanna' some jazz-hands when you say that!

04-29-2006, 11:43 PM	#14
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Cellar users are witty and use a lot of analogies, similies, and metaphors because we are all cultured and highly educated. Or not. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

05-03-2006, 01:24 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	More importantly, we even think to use them in places like The Sex Thread. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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