Do as we say, not as we do.

Flint · 07-03-2006, 02:53 PM

Theocracy is good for America, but bad for the world.

Oh, except when we support theocratic regimes, and oust secular leaders. In those cases, it's different. Trust us, it's too complicated to explain. <something about God>

The important thing is that America is a Christian nation, and that religious violence must be stopped. Not us, of course, the other guys. The bad guys. <something about 9/11>

Why are you not getting this? You just need to pray with me.

07-03-2006, 03:20 PM

“God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.”
~ George W. Bush
2003-06-24, Reported in Israeli newspaper Haaretz
according to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas, from minutes acquired by Haaretz from cease-fire negotiations between Abbas and faction leaders from the Hamas, Islamic Jihad and the Popular and Democratic Fronts (circa, 2003-06), quoted from Arnon Regular, “‘Road map is a life saver for us,’ PM Abbas tells Hamas” (Haaretz.com: 2003-06-27). Bush is so full of it he expects us to believe that God too was deceived about the presence of WMDs.

“I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.”
~ George W. Bush, 2004-07-16, to a group of Amish he met with privately. First reported in the local papers, including the Intelligencer Journal and the Lancaster New Era.

“I am carrying out divine commands.”
~ George W. Bush
in front of the astonished Canadian prime minister Paul Martin

“I believe God wants me to be President, but if that doesn’t happen, it’s OK.”
~ George W. Bush
Texas 1999 at a meeting attended by Richard Land.

“I’ve heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for President.”
~ George W. Bush
reported by James Robison (a prominent evangelical minister)

Flint · 07-03-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Bush is so full of it he expects us to believe that God too was deceived about the presence of WMDs.

God turned the WMDs to dinosaur fossils - you know, to test our faith.

07-03-2006, 03:32 PM

That is beautiful... then he turned them into IEDs because we took him out of the pledge?

Flint · 07-03-2006, 03:36 PM

Actually, the IEDs are his response to gays in the military. Don't F with God!

Elspode · 07-03-2006, 04:56 PM

Mr Phelps, meet Flint. Flint, Fred. Fred, Flint.

tw · 07-03-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Actually, the IEDs are his response to gays in the military. Don't F with God!

If I W with god, then does that mean I can reap $600,000 by doing absolutely nothing productive?

07-04-2006, 01:50 AM

Sure, just ask daddy.

AlternateGray · 07-04-2006, 12:37 PM

If America ever goes to hell in a handbasket, it's going to be a neo-conservative "Religious Right" Christian Conservative handbasket. I only pick on them because they're the ones most likely to get religion passed into law. Madmen.

I got severely pissed when I went to a certain military-related forum and the most popular reason (by far) that people gave for not wanting gays in the military is because this is a Christian country and we all know what it says about gays in the bible. Holy shit, people. We have the most technologically advanced, culturally and racially diverse military in the world, and people want us to base our personnel policy on the freaking bible? This, in a nation that was founded on the separation of church and state. Okaaaaay. Gotcha. I understand that doesn't reflect the views of all or most Americans. Still scary.

Griff · 07-04-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AlternateGray

If America ever goes to hell in a handbasket, it's going to be a neo-conservative "Religious Right" Christian Conservative handbasket.

I don't like the politics of these folks either but I think you are putting two different groups together. The leading neo-cons tend to be leftists who gave up or "liberals mugged by reality" in Irving Kristols words and often Jewish. I often hear lefties lumping these folks together, maybe because it isn't pc to notice Jewishness?

Happy Monkey · 07-05-2006, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

I don't like the politics of these folks either but I think you are putting two different groups together. The leading neo-cons tend to be leftists who gave up or "liberals mugged by reality" in Irving Kristols words and often Jewish. I often hear lefties lumping these folks together, maybe because it isn't pc to notice Jewishness?

They lumped themselves together. "Neo-con" and "religious right" aren't religious appellations, they are political. (And "neo-con" is not a code word for "Jewish" just because some of the original neo-cons were Jewish. PC doesn't enter into it - it just isn't true.)

Spexxvet · 07-05-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AlternateGray

...
I got severely pissed when I went to a certain military-related forum and the most popular reason (by far) that people gave for not wanting gays in the military is because this is a Christian country and we all know what it says about gays in the bible. Holy shit, people. We have the most technologically advanced, culturally and racially diverse military in the world, and people want us to base our personnel policy on the freaking bible? This, in a nation that was founded on the separation of church and state. Okaaaaay. Gotcha. I understand that doesn't reflect the views of all or most Americans. Still scary.

So those folks follow all the rules in the bible, right. After all, they must be good Christians. So they don't have tatoos, don't eat shellfish or pork, don't trim the hair on the sides of their heads (like Hassidic Jews), or any of the other laws in exodus and leviticus that may have made sense 4,ooo years ago but don't apply anymore (like homosexuality being an abomination).

wolf · 07-06-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

So those folks follow all the rules in the bible, right. After all, they must be good Christians. So they don't have tatoos, don't eat shellfish or pork, don't trim the hair on the sides of their heads (like Hassidic Jews), or any of the other laws in exodus and leviticus that may have made sense 4,ooo years ago but don't apply anymore (like homosexuality being an abomination).

The New Covenant cut all that stuff out. Check Matthew 19:16-19 and Mark 10: 17-19.

Flint · 07-06-2006, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

don't trim the hair on the sides of their heads

...so what you're saying is that the "mullet" makes baby Jesus cry?

07-04-2006, 01:17 PM

Always cracked me up that those that talk the most shit about hating Muslim nations and the Taliban want to turn this nation into it.

07-03-2006, 02:53 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Do as we say, not as we do. Theocracy is good for America, but bad for the world. Oh, except when we support theocratic regimes, and oust secular leaders. In those cases, it's different. Trust us, it's too complicated to explain. <something about God> The important thing is that America is a Christian nation, and that religious violence must be stopped. Not us, of course, the other guys. The bad guys. <something about 9/11> Why are you not getting this? You just need to pray with me. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Actually, the IEDs are his response to gays in the military. Don't F with God! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-03-2006, 04:56 PM	#6
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07-04-2006, 12:37 PM	#9
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	If America ever goes to hell in a handbasket, it's going to be a neo-conservative "Religious Right" Christian Conservative handbasket. I only pick on them because they're the ones most likely to get religion passed into law. Madmen. I got severely pissed when I went to a certain military-related forum and the most popular reason (by far) that people gave for not wanting gays in the military is because this is a Christian country and we all know what it says about gays in the bible. Holy shit, people. We have the most technologically advanced, culturally and racially diverse military in the world, and people want us to base our personnel policy on the freaking bible? This, in a nation that was founded on the separation of church and state. Okaaaaay. Gotcha. I understand that doesn't reflect the views of all or most Americans. Still scary. __________________ If it wasn't for hypergraphia, I wouldn't have put anything here at all.

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07-03-2006, 03:20 PM	#2
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	“God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.” ~ George W. Bush 2003-06-24, Reported in Israeli newspaper Haaretz according to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas, from minutes acquired by Haaretz from cease-fire negotiations between Abbas and faction leaders from the Hamas, Islamic Jihad and the Popular and Democratic Fronts (circa, 2003-06), quoted from Arnon Regular, “‘Road map is a life saver for us,’ PM Abbas tells Hamas” (Haaretz.com: 2003-06-27). Bush is so full of it he expects us to believe that God too was deceived about the presence of WMDs. “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.” ~ George W. Bush, 2004-07-16, to a group of Amish he met with privately. First reported in the local papers, including the Intelligencer Journal and the Lancaster New Era. “I am carrying out divine commands.” ~ George W. Bush in front of the astonished Canadian prime minister Paul Martin “I believe God wants me to be President, but if that doesn’t happen, it’s OK.” ~ George W. Bush Texas 1999 at a meeting attended by Richard Land. “I’ve heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for President.” ~ George W. Bush reported by James Robison (a prominent evangelical minister)

07-03-2006, 03:32 PM	#4
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	That is beautiful... then he turned them into IEDs because we took him out of the pledge?

07-04-2006, 01:50 AM	#8
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Sure, just ask daddy.

07-04-2006, 01:17 PM	#15
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Always cracked me up that those that talk the most shit about hating Muslim nations and the Taliban want to turn this nation into it.

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