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Old 12-01-2008, 11:11 AM   #1
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What's with Men?
Huh? What?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:14 AM   #2
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Testosterone, Dos Equis brand genes, and something else unmentionable is family settings.
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:15 AM   #3
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Get naked and fetch me a beer, then I'll 'splain it to ya.
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:17 AM   #4
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Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:20 AM   #5
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Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.
Well, quite often, I am with men.
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:44 AM   #6
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Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.
Now that you're naked and brought beer, I'm happy. It's just that simple, no drama necessary. No, I don't care about the zit on your butt... or that you have a strained relationship with your mother/cousin/boss... or that you some how manage to kill every houseplant you get. The only thing I care about is how we treat each other.
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:58 AM   #7
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...see?


Nobody knows.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:04 PM   #8
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Well, we're not batshit insane. So that's a big part of it.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:06 PM   #9
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Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:09 PM   #10
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Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.
If they are, then they are doing it wrong.
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Old 12-01-2008, 02:24 PM   #11
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Men are fucking nuts.
yes, but now we have modern designer drugs...er, prescriptions, to make our women less nuts.
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Old 12-01-2008, 03:02 PM   #12
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Men have fucking nuts.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:16 PM   #13
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I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures. Once I had accepted that, it made a lot of things easier for me. But I have found that, because women are complicated, they like to think men are complicated too.

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "OOO I wish I knew what he was really thinking!" Ladies, I'll tell you what we're really thinking.

We're really thinking "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."

That's all we're thinking.

You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on a walker? That's what he's thinking. "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:21 PM   #14
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fava beans and a nice chianti....
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:38 PM   #15
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Perhaps if you offered a bit more information...?
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