The Smoothmoniker Fantasy Life Thread

Griff · 07-13-2010, 06:04 AM

Since we have not heard from the Magic Eightball in a while, I thought we could fill in the blanks for him.

Smooth is in the South of France working with Stevie Wonder and the Dropkick Murphys on a RnB Celtic Punk album with surf sensibility provided by Jack Johnson.

Clodfobble · 07-13-2010, 08:16 AM

No no, Griff, you've got it all wrong. After losing both hands in a freak baking accident, Smoothmoniker was forced to give up music and is now touring the country giving motivational speeches to schoolchildren. (This is also why he hasn't logged in; he's still in the process of learning to type with his toes.)

Spexxvet · 07-13-2010, 08:20 AM

Smooth is on Fiji, with Beyonce and no instruments, just having some fun.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2010, 08:23 AM

Barricaded in the Dean's office, after leading a revolt against the asshats running the school, yelling "Come and get me, copper".

monster · 07-13-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Smooth is on Fiji, with Beyonce and no instruments, just having some fun.

Beyonce and no instrument? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?

Spexxvet · 07-13-2010, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Beyonce and no instrument? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?

He could play her body to his heart's content.

Gravdigr · 07-13-2010, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Smooth is on Fiji, with Beyonce and no instruments, just having some fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Beyonce and no instrument? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

He could play her body to his heart's content.

I'm betting that, if he's on Fiji with Beyonce, there's at least a flute involved. Skin flute, that is.

Spexxvet · 07-13-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I'm betting that, if he's on Fiji with Beyonce, there's at least a flute involved. Skin flute, that is.

And an organ. Male organ, that is

Gravdigr · 07-13-2010, 01:43 PM

(I prefer female organs, myself...)

Sundae · 07-13-2010, 02:16 PM

I understood Smooth had been featured on Who Do You Think You Are... and having discovered convicts in the family tree immediately took off for Australia. He's currently gone walkabout in the bush.

monster · 07-13-2010, 02:24 PM

Whose bush? Beyonce doesn't go Brazillian?

07-13-2010, 06:04 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The Smoothmoniker Fantasy Life Thread Since we have not heard from the Magic Eightball in a while, I thought we could fill in the blanks for him. Smooth is in the South of France working with Stevie Wonder and the Dropkick Murphys on a RnB Celtic Punk album with surf sensibility provided by Jack Johnson. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-13-2010, 08:16 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	No no, Griff, you've got it all wrong. After losing both hands in a freak baking accident, Smoothmoniker was forced to give up music and is now touring the country giving motivational speeches to schoolchildren. (This is also why he hasn't logged in; he's still in the process of learning to type with his toes.) __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-13-2010, 08:20 AM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Smooth is on Fiji, with Beyonce and no instruments, just having some fun. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-13-2010, 08:23 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Barricaded in the Dean's office, after leading a revolt against the asshats running the school, yelling "Come and get me, copper". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-13-2010, 01:43 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	(I prefer female organs, myself...) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-13-2010, 02:16 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I understood Smooth had been featured on Who Do You Think You Are... and having discovered convicts in the family tree immediately took off for Australia. He's currently gone walkabout in the bush.

07-13-2010, 02:24 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Whose bush? Beyonce doesn't go Brazillian? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by monster; 07-13-2010 at 02:42 PM.

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