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Old 08-17-2011, 11:23 PM   #1
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Totally stupid thoughts

I don't know where this thread belongs or even if it is worthy of being posted, but here goes nothing. All jokes & snide remarks aside, have any of you noticed the "high concentration" of beautiful, intelligent, and extremely witty women on the cellar?? I don't run into many women this alluring in real life. Why are there so many here, yet they are all so far away. Sigh.

I know these are stupid thoughts. I guess I'm just lonely tonight.
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:43 PM   #2
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Sarge havent you figured out that there only about 5-6 real folks that post here ??
The rest are sock puppets , and spam bots that UT has repourpsed to sound Human !!!
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Old 08-18-2011, 08:11 AM   #3
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I don't know where this thread belongs or even if it is worthy of being posted, but here goes nothing. All jokes & snide remarks aside, have any of you noticed the "high concentration" of beautiful, intelligent, and extremely witty women on the cellar?? I don't run into many women this alluring in real life. Why are there so many here, yet they are all so far away. Sigh.

I know these are stupid thoughts. I guess I'm just lonely tonight.
UT is a chick magnet, dude.
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Old 08-18-2011, 08:12 AM   #4
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Sarge, all the amazing, intelligent and witty women in your environs are either married (as are a lot of Dwellars) or spending all their time on the internet
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Old 08-18-2011, 08:16 AM   #5
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why is it a totally stupid thought to think about the awesomeness of the women here?

That's a brilliant thought, buddy!
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Old 08-18-2011, 08:53 AM   #6
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Hi there.
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Old 08-18-2011, 09:04 AM   #7
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Sundae, I'm really worried. Are you real? I hope you aren't a sock puppet.
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Old 08-18-2011, 09:20 AM   #8
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If you wank off into a sock, it's still real, right?
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Old 08-18-2011, 09:22 AM   #9
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I don't know. Is anyone around to hear it?
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Old 08-18-2011, 09:31 AM   #10
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All these hot chicks are dudes.

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Old 08-18-2011, 09:58 AM   #11
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Old 08-18-2011, 04:45 PM   #12
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why is it a totally stupid thought to think about the awesomeness of the women here?

That's a brilliant thought, buddy!
I agree.
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Old 08-18-2011, 11:09 PM   #13
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sorry guys for posting this. i was having a bad night and feeling very lonely
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Old 08-18-2011, 11:23 PM   #14
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We all love you Sarge. Just remember that next time you're feeling sad and lonely. xx
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Old 08-18-2011, 11:55 PM   #15
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What she said
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