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Old 07-04-2012, 12:38 PM   #1
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To all of you Brits
Ha-ha. We kicked your ass not once, but twice. Happy Indepence Day.
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Old 07-04-2012, 12:55 PM   #2
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Dear Founding Fathers ...

Thank you for flipping off the English King and establishing, not just a new nation upon the Earth, but also our national character.

Happy Independence Day, all.

(a little bittersweet ... today is crazynurse's birthday)
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Old 07-04-2012, 02:18 PM   #3
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Dear Americans,
you're welcome. By Generational Standards, you're just about to hit your teens. Remember, we'll always be there for you and love you no matter how unfair life may seem. Also, you need to wear a belt with that and please clean your room. And stop picking those zits!
Love,
The Brits.
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Old 07-04-2012, 02:32 PM   #4
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We kicked your ass not once, but twice.
They like it when ya talk sweet like that.

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Old 07-05-2012, 02:11 PM   #5
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Tch. Our rivalry is with the Germans. Two World Wars and one World Cup.
However their rivalry is with the Dutch.
And I've no idea who the Dutch want to throw in the canals, except noisy stoner American students of course.

And so the world turns...
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:46 PM   #6
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The Saxons!
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Old 07-05-2012, 06:20 PM   #7
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Bugger the Saxons, what about the French?
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Old 07-06-2012, 12:34 PM   #8
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Ha-ha. We kicked your ass not once, but twice. Happy Indepence Day.
There was a series of programs on the Revultionary war on in the morning, the whole thing was catalog of brilliance, incompetence, egos, gentlemanly conduct, ungentlemanly conduct, propoganda and dumb luck on both sides.

Well done anyway, jolly good show.

Q. What do Brits call July the 4th.

A. Thanksgiving
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Old 07-06-2012, 02:04 PM   #9
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There was a series of programs on the Revultionary war on in the morning, the whole thing was catalog of brilliance, incompetence, egos, gentlemanly conduct, ungentlemanly conduct, propoganda and dumb luck on both sides.
Holy shit that's true of any conflict.
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Old 07-06-2012, 04:05 PM   #10
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Q. What do Brits call July the 4th.

A. Thanksgiving
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