The Official Cellar T-Shirt Sale

lumberjim · 03-24-2004, 11:16 PM

Cellar T-Shirt Sale

These professionally done, quality T-Shirts are a bold fashion statement in any setting. The instantly recognizable monkey typists identify you as a Man or Woman of Letters; one of superior taste and charm. Don’t be surprised if strangers ask you for advice when you wear it. These are the first edition T-shirts with the classic “old school” logo on the front, and the speculative toad on the back. An instant collectors item, you may want to buy two or three. And priced so reasonably, that they won’t break the bank. You will also be donating a portion to the cellar and doing your part to ensure its longevity. There are a variety of styles to choose from, in sizes from XS to 4XL. Please check your style for color and size availability.

Using the order form below, copy and paste, and email or PM the order to lumberjim . Use the paypal link on the bottom of the front page to make your payment directly to the cellar. We will not order until all orders are paid. When we reach the order date, all unpaid orders will be void.

We will close ordering when it seems that all interested parties have placed their orders. You will be notified of the sale ending several days in advance..... repetitively, in increasingly annoying car commercial kinds of ways.

lumberjim · 03-24-2004, 11:17 PM

here's the front:

lumberjim · 03-24-2004, 11:18 PM

and the back:

lumberjim · 03-25-2004, 12:18 AM

Shipping:

Shipping will be $5 per box sent to you. 3 Shirts to a box. 1 Sweatshirt to a box.
Crap! I forgot about Int'l shipping...please ad $5/box!

Short and Long Sleeve T-Shirts

click here to view colors

dark colors only...the ink is white:

Size...........................Price before shipping

...................................Short ............Long

S, M, L, XL.....................$12..............$15
XXL...............................$14..............$17
3XL...............................$16..............$19
4XL...............................$18..............$21

Pocket Tees

Size...........................Price before shipping

...................................Short ............Long

S, M, L, XL.....................$13..............$17
XXL...............................$15..............$19
3XL...............................n/a..............n/a
4XL...............................n/a..............n/a

Cap Sleeve Raglan.

5.8 ounce baby rib knit, Pre-shrunk 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Cap sleeve. Solid body with contrasting collar and sleeves. Bound-on self-trim neck. Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem. Side-seamed with custom-contoured fit that clings to body.

click to view colors ( dark body only )

Size...........................Price before shipping

...................................Short ............3/4

S, M, L, XL.....................$18..............$20

Ladies Rib Short Sleeve Scoop Neck T-Shirt.
Pre-shrunk 6.5 oz.* 100% cotton 1x1 rib. Bound-on self trim neck and sleeve hem. Double needle bottom hem. Cap sleeves, fitted silhouette and side seemed.

click to view colors ( black and heather only )

Size...........................Price before shipping

...................................Short ............Long

S, M, L, XL.....................$13..............$16

sweatshirts

click to view colors ( dark only)

Size....................Price before shipping

S, M, L, XL.....................$20
XXL...............................$23

lumberjim · 03-25-2004, 12:39 AM

.......................T-SHIRT ORDER FORM...................

CELLAR HANDLE

NAME

ADDRESS

CITY

STATE

ZIP

................................SHIRTS...................................
1.

STYLE

SIZE

COLOR

QUANTITY

PRICE

SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT)

TOTAL

2.
STYLE

SIZE

COLOR

QUANTITY

PRICE

SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT)

TOTAL

3.
STYLE

SIZE

COLOR

QUANTITY

PRICE

SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT)

TOTAL

4.
STYLE

SIZE

COLOR

QUANTITY

PRICE

SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT)

TOTAL

............................GRAND TOTAL................................

_________________________________________
COPY, PASTE AND COMPLETE FORM.

PM ORDER TO LUMBERJIM

WAIT FOR ORDER CONFIRMATION BEFORE PAYING.

WHEN YOUR ORDER IS CONFIRMED:
TOTAL PAYABLE BY PAYPAL ON MAIN PAGE
OR PM UNDERTOAD FOR ADDRESS TO MAIL
MONEY ORDER OR CERT. CHECK

lumberjim · 03-25-2004, 12:59 AM

The first order has been recieved. Elspode. The first official future owner of the first official cellar Tshirt. What an honor.

Toad,
if I may humbly suggest that you make this thread stick for a short time so that people can find it quickly, and do not miss this unique opportunity to be part of future history.

Pi · 03-25-2004, 01:06 AM

Possible to send it abroad? How much more to pay?

Elspode · 03-25-2004, 01:08 AM

Unless it is like $100 bucks or something, I would be honored to pay for the cost of reasonable shipping to Pi. I think he's earned it.

Undertoad · 03-25-2004, 01:43 AM

"I heartily endorse this product or service."

Thanks to LJ fer gettin' it all together!

The whole thing rocks the house and of course I'll be getting a ton of these myself.

Additional funds may go to Cellar promotion via Google adwords and/or other vehicles.

wolf · 03-25-2004, 01:51 AM

I reserve the right to increase the size of my already large order before closing as I have a terrible time choosing colors ...

lumberjim · 03-25-2004, 01:53 AM

no sweat. remember, christmas is right around the corner.

Pi · 03-25-2004, 01:20 PM

Thanks Elspode...
But I think a can manage these few exta bucks. Luckyly the dollar is quite cheap at the moment

BrianR · 03-25-2004, 01:55 PM

Lemmee talk with Dagney and we'll put in one order for both of us.

jaguar · 03-25-2004, 02:24 PM

Can we get a ballpark on shipping across the atlantic?

lumberjim · 03-25-2004, 03:15 PM

$10

03-24-2004, 11:16 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The Official Cellar T-Shirt Sale Cellar T-Shirt Sale These professionally done, quality T-Shirts are a bold fashion statement in any setting. The instantly recognizable monkey typists identify you as a Man or Woman of Letters; one of superior taste and charm. Don’t be surprised if strangers ask you for advice when you wear it. These are the first edition T-shirts with the classic “old school” logo on the front, and the speculative toad on the back. An instant collectors item, you may want to buy two or three. And priced so reasonably, that they won’t break the bank. You will also be donating a portion to the cellar and doing your part to ensure its longevity. There are a variety of styles to choose from, in sizes from XS to 4XL. Please check your style for color and size availability. Using the order form below, copy and paste, and email or PM the order to lumberjim . Use the paypal link on the bottom of the front page to make your payment directly to the cellar. We will not order until all orders are paid. When we reach the order date, all unpaid orders will be void. We will close ordering when it seems that all interested parties have placed their orders. You will be notified of the sale ending several days in advance..... repetitively, in increasingly annoying car commercial kinds of ways. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2004, 11:17 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	here's the front: Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2004, 11:18 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and the back: Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2004, 12:18 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Pricing Shipping: Shipping will be $5 per box sent to you. 3 Shirts to a box. 1 Sweatshirt to a box. Crap! I forgot about Int'l shipping...please ad $5/box! Short and Long Sleeve T-Shirts click here to view colors dark colors only...the ink is white: Size...........................Price before shipping ...................................Short ............Long S, M, L, XL.....................$12..............$15 XXL...............................$14..............$17 3XL...............................$16..............$19 4XL...............................$18..............$21 Pocket Tees Size...........................Price before shipping ...................................Short ............Long S, M, L, XL.....................$13..............$17 XXL...............................$15..............$19 3XL...............................n/a..............n/a 4XL...............................n/a..............n/a Cap Sleeve Raglan. 5.8 ounce baby rib knit, Pre-shrunk 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Cap sleeve. Solid body with contrasting collar and sleeves. Bound-on self-trim neck. Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem. Side-seamed with custom-contoured fit that clings to body. click to view colors ( dark body only ) Size...........................Price before shipping ...................................Short ............3/4 S, M, L, XL.....................$18..............$20 Ladies Rib Short Sleeve Scoop Neck T-Shirt. Pre-shrunk 6.5 oz.* 100% cotton 1x1 rib. Bound-on self trim neck and sleeve hem. Double needle bottom hem. Cap sleeves, fitted silhouette and side seemed. click to view colors ( black and heather only ) Size...........................Price before shipping ...................................Short ............Long S, M, L, XL.....................$13..............$16 sweatshirts click to view colors ( dark only) Size....................Price before shipping S, M, L, XL.....................$20 XXL...............................$23 __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 03-25-2004 at 01:11 AM.

03-25-2004, 12:39 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ORDER FORM .......................T-SHIRT ORDER FORM................... CELLAR HANDLE NAME ADDRESS CITY STATE ZIP ................................SHIRTS................................... 1. STYLE SIZE COLOR QUANTITY PRICE SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT) TOTAL 2. STYLE SIZE COLOR QUANTITY PRICE SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT) TOTAL 3. STYLE SIZE COLOR QUANTITY PRICE SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT) TOTAL 4. STYLE SIZE COLOR QUANTITY PRICE SHIPPING ($5/BOX SENT) TOTAL ............................GRAND TOTAL................................ _________________________________________ COPY, PASTE AND COMPLETE FORM. PM ORDER TO LUMBERJIM WAIT FOR ORDER CONFIRMATION BEFORE PAYING. WHEN YOUR ORDER IS CONFIRMED: TOTAL PAYABLE BY PAYPAL ON MAIN PAGE OR PM UNDERTOAD FOR ADDRESS TO MAIL MONEY ORDER OR CERT. CHECK __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2004, 12:59 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The first order has been recieved. Elspode. The first official future owner of the first official cellar Tshirt. What an honor. Toad, if I may humbly suggest that you make this thread stick for a short time so that people can find it quickly, and do not miss this unique opportunity to be part of future history. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2004, 01:06 AM	#7
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	Possible to send it abroad? How much more to pay? __________________ Complex simplex

03-25-2004, 01:08 AM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Unless it is like $100 bucks or something, I would be honored to pay for the cost of reasonable shipping to Pi. I think he's earned it. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-25-2004, 01:43 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"I heartily endorse this product or service." Thanks to LJ fer gettin' it all together! The whole thing rocks the house and of course I'll be getting a ton of these myself. Additional funds may go to Cellar promotion via Google adwords and/or other vehicles.

03-25-2004, 01:51 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I reserve the right to increase the size of my already large order before closing as I have a terrible time choosing colors ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-25-2004, 01:53 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no sweat. remember, christmas is right around the corner. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2004, 01:20 PM	#12
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	Thanks Elspode... But I think a can manage these few exta bucks. Luckyly the dollar is quite cheap at the moment __________________ Complex simplex

03-25-2004, 01:55 PM	#13
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Lemmee talk with Dagney and we'll put in one order for both of us. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-25-2004, 02:24 PM	#14
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Can we get a ballpark on shipping across the atlantic? __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-25-2004, 03:15 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	$10 __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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