Cellar fantasy football 2018

lumberjim · 08-01-2018, 07:48 PM

I've chopped 4 teams this year. The 4 that really didn't pay attention. This means we will have an easier time filling our rosters with quality players.

The teams remaining are in 2 divisions.

Slap & Tickle

Slap:
Helmets... Me
Chasers.. Amanda
Barking Toads. Ute
Goats.. Griff

Tickle:
Capybaras... Clobble
Troop... Zippy
Ruff Riders... Glatt
Forktards... Classicman

Log in, get your rankings set up for the draft on August 26th. Let me know if you need help.

Good luck this year!

glatt · 08-01-2018, 09:05 PM

So I won't be guaranteed 4 wins, huh?

Undertoad · 08-26-2018, 08:28 AM

The commish says I drafted shitty and will go 0-fer this year!

Griff · 08-26-2018, 09:45 AM

Auto-draft... may not pay off

Clodfobble · 08-26-2018, 12:17 PM

They say I'll place 5th. Fuck 'em, they don't know what they're talking about.

glatt · 08-26-2018, 12:28 PM

When will I learn that auto-draft is not my friend?

zippyt · 08-26-2018, 01:38 PM

Troop will SMASH again this Year !!!

lumberjim · 08-27-2018, 12:04 AM

You just never know. I got a C- and project 6th place finish. We'll see about that.

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Griff · 08-28-2018, 08:56 AM

We’ll see what can be done when I get home.

Griff · 09-06-2018, 07:17 AM

Get your game on folks! Thursday Night Football.

I got the best back in the league who will not play this year. I'm sure his good attitude and suspension history will get him the contract he wants. The championship window is closing fast on the Big Ben era. The defense should be a year smarter and the receivers are ready maybe the Eagles would trade a spare QB to bring a terrible locker-room influence on board?

lumberjim · 09-06-2018, 03:00 PM

I was going to suggest that you handcuff with James Connor, but I see you beat me to the tip. Good luck tonight!

Your Stillers sound like they are as sick of his shit as I am of hearing about it. The agent wants him to sit until week 9, and then return for week 10 so the season counts for his free agency. He has 'outperformed' his contract. yeah.

Quote:

Whether Bell reports or not, some of his teammates are frustrated with the three-time Pro Bowler.
"What do you do? Here's a guy who does't give a damn, I guess so we'll treat it as such. I just hate it came to this," Steelers guard Ramon Foster said, via Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "He's making seven times what I make twice as much as Al (Villanueva) is making and we're the guys who do it for him."

He's a good player. you can't take that away from him. But the franchise tender is what, $14mil? and it's going to cost him $885k per game he misses. I guess money is not the issue.

He can always fall back on his cRap career.

Griff · 09-07-2018, 07:22 AM

Money probably started as the issue and it went south from there. There was less guaranteed money in the huge contract he was offered than in his current contract. If he stayed healthy and out of legal trouble $70M seems sufficient. The locker room has turned against him. The linemen have let it be known that Conner knows the playbook much better. The book on Conner is he's a touch slower but a lot smarter. I just wish they'd traded him for a high draft pick when he was worth something.

Update: Nice troll of the Pats by the Eagles last night apparently, I always support trolling the Pats.

Undertoad · 09-07-2018, 08:25 AM

Wasn't that beautiful?

"It was the same play the Patriots used — the one that Tom dropped." - Lane Johnson

Griff · 09-07-2018, 04:20 PM

Gorgeous.
https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/10...ed-again-video

Griff · 09-10-2018, 07:28 AM

We forgot to talk shit yesterday. We'll do better when everyone is snowed in.

08-01-2018, 07:48 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Cellar fantasy football 2018 I've chopped 4 teams this year. The 4 that really didn't pay attention. This means we will have an easier time filling our rosters with quality players. The teams remaining are in 2 divisions. Slap & Tickle Slap: Helmets... Me Chasers.. Amanda Barking Toads. Ute Goats.. Griff Tickle: Capybaras... Clobble Troop... Zippy Ruff Riders... Glatt Forktards... Classicman Log in, get your rankings set up for the draft on August 26th. Let me know if you need help. Good luck this year! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-26-2018, 09:45 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Auto-draft... may not pay off __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-26-2018, 12:17 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	They say I'll place 5th. Fuck 'em, they don't know what they're talking about. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-26-2018, 01:38 PM	#7
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Troop will SMASH again this Year !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-27-2018, 12:04 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You just never know. I got a C- and project 6th place finish. We'll see about that. Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-01-2018, 09:05 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	So I won't be guaranteed 4 wins, huh?

08-26-2018, 08:28 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The commish says I drafted shitty and will go 0-fer this year!

08-26-2018, 12:28 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	When will I learn that auto-draft is not my friend?

08-28-2018, 08:56 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We’ll see what can be done when I get home. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-06-2018, 07:17 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Get your game on folks! Thursday Night Football. I got the best back in the league who will not play this year. I'm sure his good attitude and suspension history will get him the contract he wants. The championship window is closing fast on the Big Ben era. The defense should be a year smarter and the receivers are ready maybe the Eagles would trade a spare QB to bring a terrible locker-room influence on board? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-07-2018, 07:22 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Money probably started as the issue and it went south from there. There was less guaranteed money in the huge contract he was offered than in his current contract. If he stayed healthy and out of legal trouble $70M seems sufficient. The locker room has turned against him. The linemen have let it be known that Conner knows the playbook much better. The book on Conner is he's a touch slower but a lot smarter. I just wish they'd traded him for a high draft pick when he was worth something. Update: Nice troll of the Pats by the Eagles last night apparently, I always support trolling the Pats. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-07-2018, 08:25 AM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Wasn't that beautiful? "It was the same play the Patriots used — the one that Tom dropped." - Lane Johnson

09-07-2018, 04:20 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Gorgeous. https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/10...ed-again-video __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-10-2018, 07:28 AM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We forgot to talk shit yesterday. We'll do better when everyone is snowed in. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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