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			 lobber of scimitars 
			
			
			
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				Happy Birthday!
			 
			
			
			Happy Birthday to you, NBN!!   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Thanks, <b>wolf</b>! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Happy birthday~~
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			NBN--as a birthday gift to us all, why not entreat the Cellar to a wonderful haiku?  You are, after all, the Haiku Master! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Happy Birthday! What kind of cake??? That is the important question!  
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			 If ya cant take a joke, Effya! 
			
			
			
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			Hippos -  Birdies - Two Ewes.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			 UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION 
			
			
			
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			Don't forget to shoot a few rounds into the air to celebrate, NBN!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			 If ya cant take a joke, Effya! 
			
			
			
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				Haiku Birthday to you...
			 
			
			
			Born no teeth, no hair... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Now they both are falling out... Birthdays really suck. 
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			 When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? 
			
			
			
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			We'll be eagerly awaiting the unclothed debauchery photos taken at your Bacchanalian celebration, NBN. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Happy B-Day, dude! 
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			With time comes wisdom 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			We all learn from our mistakes You're not old; just smart 
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	"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin  | 
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			 The future is unwritten 
			
			
			
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			Or both.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Hey, Happy Birthday man! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Cheers  
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			 I can hear my ears 
			
			
			
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			party on, nbn.  happy birthday.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Hey, Lumberjim made it home from work before midnight.  What a slacker!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			 Person who doesn't update the user title 
			
			
			
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			I know I'm late, but happy birthday, Tim...you're not that far behind Bruce in terms of both age and dirty ol' man status.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Join Date: Sep 2001 
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			Thanks ALL!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	![]() In return for your kind words, I bequeath all of my unused Social Security contribution to whoever of you can claim it first. Sometimes it pays to be an old fart, eh Bruce? You young whippersnappers will be eating Soylent Green.  | 
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