Can I be Nearly as Interesting as Slang?

You probably don't even need to go to a map emporium, Patrick. Around here many 7-11's, the grocery stores, and Walmart, among others sell a big book of local county street maps put out by MapVan (or some name like that). The thing retails for 19.95 for my area, and if you are doing ANY sort of delivery, it's worth every penny. Hint: resign yourself to middle age and score a cheap pair of readers at Walmart. Once you get over the humiliation of putting them on for the first time, you'll be amazed at how much easier they make your life - especially when it comes to map reading!