The Sex Thread - Page 10

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LCanal

Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then?

Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?"

oh my lord. i laughed forever.

wolf · 06-10-2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Carbonated_Brains

NEW RULE:

FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

It was a cardiac catheter.

Nobody, except by misunderstanding, was referring to the other kind.

However, if you are in need of a treatise on indwelling, texas, and straight, I could certainly oblige.

Sun_Sparkz · 06-09-2005, 11:00 PM

New Found Favourite........

Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

plthijinx · 06-09-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

New Found Favourite........

Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

I LOVE your thinking!!

another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!

lookout123 · 06-09-2005, 11:10 PM

i dated ( for a few hours, anyway) a chick that was clean shaven and she had a wonderful tattoo just above her beautiful vertical smile.

Enjoy Your Meal - i wonder if she'll still like the tattoo when she is 65?

plthijinx · 06-09-2005, 11:38 PM

one time i was visiting an all nude, byob, establishment and i went up to give a dancer a tip and she was shaven with a tatoo of a cats eyes and whiskers.....clever, i thought, at least in my drunken state anyway.....

wolf · 06-10-2005, 01:32 AM

Apparently I upset (or possibly excited) the Texans . So, by way of explanation only, I present, the Texas Catheter (NSFC_B)

Carbonated_Brains · 06-10-2005, 11:13 AM

My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

glatt · 06-10-2005, 11:28 AM

A very reasonable reaction.

Elspode · 06-10-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Carbonated_Brains

My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

So...no one has ever heard of the deviant practice known as "sounding", then?

Good.

jaguar · 06-10-2005, 12:58 PM

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FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

How about punishment with a urethral catheter? Seems appropriate.

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another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!

Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.

plthijinx · 06-10-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguar

Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.

it was a good try at it at least the eyes were easy but the "smiley" portion looked a little crooked....hey, she got an "A" for effort!

kerosene · 06-10-2005, 08:50 PM

So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then again, this article has nothing to do with what I was looking for:

Interesting article about names

kerosene · 06-10-2005, 09:01 PM

Okay, found it . Probably NSFW.

Carbonated_Brains · 06-10-2005, 09:41 PM

I've always wanted to ask a girl to shave into the shape of a fig leaf and dye it green.

06-09-2005, 11:00 PM	#3
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	New Found Favourite........ Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-09-2005, 11:10 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i dated ( for a few hours, anyway) a chick that was clean shaven and she had a wonderful tattoo just above her beautiful vertical smile. Enjoy Your Meal - i wonder if she'll still like the tattoo when she is 65? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-09-2005, 11:38 PM	#6
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	one time i was visiting an all nude, byob, establishment and i went up to give a dancer a tip and she was shaven with a tatoo of a cats eyes and whiskers.....clever, i thought, at least in my drunken state anyway..... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

06-10-2005, 01:32 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Apparently I upset (or possibly excited) the Texans . So, by way of explanation only, I present, the Texas Catheter (NSFC_B) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-10-2005, 11:13 AM	#8
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

06-10-2005, 11:28 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A very reasonable reaction.

06-10-2005, 08:50 PM	#13
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then again, this article has nothing to do with what I was looking for: Interesting article about names

06-10-2005, 09:01 PM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Okay, found it . Probably NSFW.

06-10-2005, 09:41 PM	#15
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	I've always wanted to ask a girl to shave into the shape of a fig leaf and dye it green.

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