The Sex Thread - Page 30

Clodfobble · 08-03-2005, 11:42 AM

I received a document my freshman year in college emailed among my friends called "Glazner's Handbook to Giving Head" or something like that. It was a 10-page analysis of good blowjob techniques, written by a gay man for women. My technique improved greatly after reading the insights within.

lookout123 · 08-03-2005, 11:56 AM

every female in america needs that email, or a class. the difference between an average blowjob and a great blowjob can be life changing.

anonymous · 08-03-2005, 11:56 AM

I wondler iif its this one? http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

your title didn't have any good results

I think the number one point is the most important Attitude. don't know how to move from nagative to positive though. suggestsions welcome.

BigV · 08-03-2005, 12:03 PM

Interesting. I would volunteer to help out in that class. You know, like the practice dummy in cpr class. Blow, Blow, Compressions, Blow, etc. Where do I sign up?

lookout123 · 08-03-2005, 12:38 PM

ok, on to a slightly more serious matter.

my wife earlier in the year was slightly dissatisfied with her physical condition - even though i and most others thought she looked great. she worked hard with a personal trainer and got her body exactly where she wanted it. this has GREATLY impacted her attitude and levels of happiness. which has, in turn, greatly impacted our sex life.

this is a little embarrassing - and please understand that i'm not bragging, or complaining. for a little over 8 weeks now, we've had sex at least once a day, every day. this is up from the norm of 2-3 times a week that we've held for some time. this certainly is not a problem. i could die a happy man. except i've found myself getting a little bored. our relationship is great and the sex is outstanding. i think the main issue is that i haven't had to chase her or coax her once in all that time. no challenge. i wake up and assume i'm going to have sex. i get home and assume i'm going to have sex.

question: is it worth mentioning that i'd kind of like to have a little challenge put back into our sex life? by doing that i risk slamming the door on the whole thing. is there a better option than doing nothing?

it is also gnawing at me that a couple of years ago, it wouldn't have mattered to me at all if i never initiated - but now...

mrnoodle · 08-03-2005, 02:05 PM

dang, son. you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

up the ante. suggest something you'd have to talk her into :O

Trilby · 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

lookout, you are a darling, sweet, thoughtful man. Your wife is lucky to have you (even though you DO look like Michael Stipe--

Honey, honey--do NOT say what you just posted to the wife. It would devestate her. Instead, like noodle advised, up the ante or tell her in an EXTREMELY 'round about way that you'd like to chase her. I mean very 'round about. Like, whisper man-chase-woman fantasies in her ear while you're licking her yummy parts. She is enjoying her body-and YOURS-and I am certain she would take the hint. And kudos on all the sex! You beast!

I will probably NEVER have sex again, so keep me posted, OK?

plthijinx · 08-03-2005, 03:25 PM

that and/or a different place......some place a little risque perhaps. or bring home a new toy or clothing.....

and Bri....you've had it more recently than me so stop complaining!

(actually, i've got a prospect! yipee!!)

Trilby · 08-03-2005, 03:33 PM

plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact!

I do indeed like the "different place" scenario--i suggest the confessional in a RC church--hey, it was good enough for me! Or, actually, the men's restroom of the nearest Subway resturaant...the sink's are very, very well attached to the wall.

*very bad girl who doesn't give a hang*

plthijinx · 08-03-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact!

just going by what you said last week or the week before. (on a tuesday i think?)

08-03-2005, 05:12 PM

I seriously doubt that I will ever have sex again, the ax murderer shook my confidence SO badly - not so much in men, as in my ability to chose a decent one. Bet my dry spell is longer than anybody's.

Doing it in a church is always interesting.

I swear, Lookout, you men are never happy. You'll complain if you are the ones who always have to ask for sex, then you get bored if we respond by saying, "Ooooh, baby, you're so hot! I want you!"

Anyways, I'd say leave some article laying around about how men always like the chase where your wife can sort of innocently come across it. If I can find a link for you, I'll post it here. Links! Maybe you guys could do whips and chains?

lookout123 · 08-03-2005, 05:44 PM

see? i knew some of you would think i was complaining. i absolutely am not - i would be crazy to do such a thing.

as far as trying something new? there isn't a whole lot left out there short of bringing someone new into the mix, and i won't do that inside of the marriage context. doesn't really do it for me anymore anyway.

i will most likely just ride it out and see how long this goes on. that first day she doesn't initiate... ooooh boy, LOOKOUT!

Elspode · 08-10-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact!

*very bad girl who doesn't give a hang*

Okay...now, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but...

plthijinx is a pilot, and apparently doing without sex lately. Bri lives in Ohio, not all that far from Texas for someone who is a pilot. She is also complaining about a lackanookie.

Does *anyone* see a solution to this seemingly intractible problem? Hmmm???

plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Okay...now, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but...

plthijinx is a pilot, and apparently doing without sex lately. Bri lives in Ohio, not all that far from Texas for someone who is a pilot. She is also complaining about a lackanookie.

Does *anyone* see a solution to this seemingly intractible problem? Hmmm???

hmmmmm, lessee here.......ah yes....

From: LVJ -- Houston TX (Pearland Rgnl)
To: KBKL -- Cleveland OH (Burke Lakefront)
Alt.: FL210 Profile: aerostar
Time: Thu Aug 11 14:43 (UTC)

Routing options selected: Great circle.
Flight plan route:
DAS120001 LFK120041 FXU300021 SWB300009 MLU300012 MON120016 GLH300013
UJM120017 MEM120009 MKL300007 JKS300027 PXV120048 FTK330016 ABB120002
CVG330011 SGH330004 APE330031 MFD
Flight totals: fuel: 115 gallons, time: 4:26, distance 975.6 nm.

BigV · 08-03-2005, 07:49 PM

I know you're not complaining. It *does* sound funny out loud like that though. Anyway, in the spirit of seeking something you don't have, why not suggest--wait for it....

wa--aa--aa--aa-it....

some Antici

PATION! (ala Rocky Horror Picture Show, the pronounciation of the word, not the rubbing of the slippery bits)

Not to get all tantric on you, but just plain hunger, like the hunger that comes from /not/ being satiated. Like most good things, this should be shared beforehand so there's no room for misinterpretation. Play a game of who can resist the longest. Someone as in touch with her inner nymph as she is, and in tune with *your* pleasure I imagine would be happy to scratch this new itch. Badass salesman that you are, I know you could sell this, l123. Remind each other of the recently forgotten allure of playing hard to get. *Playing* hard to get. I wouldn't want it to turn ugly from a misunderstanding.

Full disclosure--The above is all total specuation. My advice is worth less than half what you paid for it, so caveat emptor. I am frequently reminded of how full of sh*t I am, and this may be one of my periodic deliveries to make room for more. Oh, and Good Luck both of you. It's a sweet problem to have, really.

08-03-2005, 11:56 AM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	every female in america needs that email, or a class. the difference between an average blowjob and a great blowjob can be life changing. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-03-2005, 12:03 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Interesting. I would volunteer to help out in that class. You know, like the practice dummy in cpr class. Blow, Blow, Compressions, Blow, etc. Where do I sign up? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-03-2005, 12:38 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	ok, on to a slightly more serious matter. my wife earlier in the year was slightly dissatisfied with her physical condition - even though i and most others thought she looked great. she worked hard with a personal trainer and got her body exactly where she wanted it. this has GREATLY impacted her attitude and levels of happiness. which has, in turn, greatly impacted our sex life. this is a little embarrassing - and please understand that i'm not bragging, or complaining. for a little over 8 weeks now, we've had sex at least once a day, every day. this is up from the norm of 2-3 times a week that we've held for some time. this certainly is not a problem. i could die a happy man. except i've found myself getting a little bored. our relationship is great and the sex is outstanding. i think the main issue is that i haven't had to chase her or coax her once in all that time. no challenge. i wake up and assume i'm going to have sex. i get home and assume i'm going to have sex. question: is it worth mentioning that i'd kind of like to have a little challenge put back into our sex life? by doing that i risk slamming the door on the whole thing. is there a better option than doing nothing? it is also gnawing at me that a couple of years ago, it wouldn't have mattered to me at all if i never initiated - but now... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-03-2005, 02:22 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	lookout, you are a darling, sweet, thoughtful man. Your wife is lucky to have you (even though you DO look like Michael Stipe-- Honey, honey--do NOT say what you just posted to the wife. It would devestate her. Instead, like noodle advised, up the ante or tell her in an EXTREMELY 'round about way that you'd like to chase her. I mean very 'round about. Like, whisper man-chase-woman fantasies in her ear while you're licking her yummy parts. She is enjoying her body-and YOURS-and I am certain she would take the hint. And kudos on all the sex! You beast! I will probably NEVER have sex again, so keep me posted, OK? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 08-03-2005 at 02:22 PM. Reason: english is escaping me....

08-03-2005, 03:25 PM	#8
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	that and/or a different place......some place a little risque perhaps. or bring home a new toy or clothing..... and Bri....you've had it more recently than me so stop complaining! (actually, i've got a prospect! yipee!!) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-03-2005, 11:42 AM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I received a document my freshman year in college emailed among my friends called "Glazner's Handbook to Giving Head" or something like that. It was a 10-page analysis of good blowjob techniques, written by a gay man for women. My technique improved greatly after reading the insights within.

08-03-2005, 11:56 AM	#3
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I wondler iif its this one? http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm your title didn't have any good results I think the number one point is the most important Attitude. don't know how to move from nagative to positive though. suggestsions welcome.

08-03-2005, 02:05 PM	#6
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	dang, son. you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope. up the ante. suggest something you'd have to talk her into :O

08-03-2005, 03:33 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact! I do indeed like the "different place" scenario--i suggest the confessional in a RC church--hey, it was good enough for me! Or, actually, the men's restroom of the nearest Subway resturaant...the sink's are very, very well attached to the wall. very bad girl who doesn't give a hang __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-03-2005, 05:12 PM	#11
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I seriously doubt that I will ever have sex again, the ax murderer shook my confidence SO badly - not so much in men, as in my ability to chose a decent one. Bet my dry spell is longer than anybody's. Doing it in a church is always interesting. I swear, Lookout, you men are never happy. You'll complain if you are the ones who always have to ask for sex, then you get bored if we respond by saying, "Ooooh, baby, you're so hot! I want you!" Anyways, I'd say leave some article laying around about how men always like the chase where your wife can sort of innocently come across it. If I can find a link for you, I'll post it here. Links! Maybe you guys could do whips and chains?

08-03-2005, 05:44 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	see? i knew some of you would think i was complaining. i absolutely am not - i would be crazy to do such a thing. as far as trying something new? there isn't a whole lot left out there short of bringing someone new into the mix, and i won't do that inside of the marriage context. doesn't really do it for me anymore anyway. i will most likely just ride it out and see how long this goes on. that first day she doesn't initiate... ooooh boy, LOOKOUT! __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-03-2005, 07:49 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I know you're not complaining. It does sound funny out loud like that though. Anyway, in the spirit of seeking something you don't have, why not suggest--wait for it.... wa--aa--aa--aa-it.... some Antici PATION! (ala Rocky Horror Picture Show, the pronounciation of the word, not the rubbing of the slippery bits) Not to get all tantric on you, but just plain hunger, like the hunger that comes from /not/ being satiated. Like most good things, this should be shared beforehand so there's no room for misinterpretation. Play a game of who can resist the longest. Someone as in touch with her inner nymph as she is, and in tune with your pleasure I imagine would be happy to scratch this new itch. Badass salesman that you are, I know you could sell this, l123. Remind each other of the recently forgotten allure of playing hard to get. Playing hard to get. I wouldn't want it to turn ugly from a misunderstanding. Full disclosure--The above is all total specuation. My advice is worth less than half what you paid for it, so caveat emptor. I am frequently reminded of how full of sh*t I am, and this may be one of my periodic deliveries to make room for more. Oh, and Good Luck both of you. It's a sweet problem to have, really. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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