The Sex Thread - Page 4

hot_pastrami · 06-02-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again?

Well, there was this one girl who wanted me to do her doggy style while wearing a hat and playing a giant horn....

lumberjim · 06-01-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

How so?

i'm just surprised that with as dashing and deboner and fantastically cool as you are, that you haven't been gang raped by multiple cheerleader squads. that's all.

elSicomoro · 06-01-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i'm just surprised that with as dashing and deboner and fantastically cool as you are, that you haven't been gang raped by multiple cheerleader squads. that's all.

I'm amazed at that myself...I was never a huge fan of cheerleaders anyway, though.

wolf · 06-02-2005, 01:44 AM

With respect to ZippyT's helpful illustration above ... Yo, he lay de ho.

staceyv · 06-02-2005, 10:05 AM

That picture makes me want to have sex right now, for some reason. They look so happy and they're having so much fun! I want some too.

Trilby · 06-02-2005, 10:45 AM

OK, guys. Tell us how you like to have your pipe played. I'm all ears.

And be honest.

vsp · 06-02-2005, 11:17 AM

Frequently.

lumberjim · 06-02-2005, 11:18 AM

like a motorcycle throttle. VROOM! VROOM!

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 11:45 AM

stacyv, brianna, others? - I do ask, sometimes words sometimes actions, but what the hell happened to "no means no?" I thought that was a sign of respect, and that had to be present. what about consent? shit, I've been told that it felt like rape to her when I pressed the issue.

I don't fucking get it (a big play on words sad but true). And if I wait for her to start things up, it's a couple of times a year or so.

homerunsally · 12-02-2005, 11:15 PM

Dear Anonomous,
no means yes when she's just a little mad at you
no means yes when she doesn't really want to but will
no means yes when a little more foreplay will do the trick
no means yes when she has a headache to get her mind off the freakin headache
no means yes when she wants you to put a little more effort forth
no means yes when the timong is just a bit off
when will you guys ever figure us out

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2005, 01:09 AM

It would be easier to build a bridge to Hawaii.

We could figure it out eventually if you'd get together and agree on a common code. New woman? Start all over again.

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 11:48 AM

and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.

Rock Steady · 06-12-2005, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by anonymous

and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.

I'm in the same boat, dude. We can't make love when the kids are home. But, they're always home. Married 24 years, kids are 19 and 15. It wasn't great when sex became yearly. Now, I can't remember when and I don't see it coming anytime.

Sometimes I wish I was a bad boy and do some extra-martial activities. But, I just can't and never have. Reading Brianna's posts in this thread makes me want to fly to Ohio, track her down, and.....

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

I'm in the same boat, dude. We can't make love when the kids are home. But, they're always home. Married 24 years, kids are 19 and 15.

Most parents of teens 15 and up, say they're never home.
Can't you take your wife to a motel for a few hours? You ain't working at it, Man.

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 11:50 AM

wasn't that way wehn we met. She's hot now and was hot then. beautiful body and mind blowing attitude. both our bodies are 15 yrs older, obviouisly, but the attitude is 100 years older. messed up.

06-02-2005, 01:44 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	With respect to ZippyT's helpful illustration above ... Yo, he lay de ho. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-02-2005, 10:45 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	OK, guys. Tell us how you like to have your pipe played. I'm all ears. And be honest. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-02-2005, 11:18 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	like a motorcycle throttle. VROOM! VROOM! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-03-2005, 01:09 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It would be easier to build a bridge to Hawaii. We could figure it out eventually if you'd get together and agree on a common code. New woman? Start all over again. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-02-2005, 10:05 AM	#5
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	That picture makes me want to have sex right now, for some reason. They look so happy and they're having so much fun! I want some too.

06-02-2005, 11:17 AM	#7
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Frequently.

06-02-2005, 11:45 AM	#9
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	stacyv, brianna, others? - I do ask, sometimes words sometimes actions, but what the hell happened to "no means no?" I thought that was a sign of respect, and that had to be present. what about consent? shit, I've been told that it felt like rape to her when I pressed the issue. I don't fucking get it (a big play on words sad but true). And if I wait for her to start things up, it's a couple of times a year or so.

12-02-2005, 11:15 PM	#10
homerunsally Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: B.C.Canada Where we can play ball all year long Posts: 2	Dear Anonomous, no means yes when she's just a little mad at you no means yes when she doesn't really want to but will no means yes when a little more foreplay will do the trick no means yes when she has a headache to get her mind off the freakin headache no means yes when she wants you to put a little more effort forth no means yes when the timong is just a bit off when will you guys ever figure us out

06-02-2005, 11:48 AM	#12
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.

06-02-2005, 11:50 AM	#15
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	wasn't that way wehn we met. She's hot now and was hot then. beautiful body and mind blowing attitude. both our bodies are 15 yrs older, obviouisly, but the attitude is 100 years older. messed up.

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