Attractive teachers - underage students - Page 2

Tonchi · 09-29-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

"for whatever reason"? Come on, tell us what really happens to the old men in this scenario.

I dunno, forgot to pay attention to that part. I suppose they become Mormons and move to Colorado City

Clodfobble · 08-02-2005, 05:32 PM

Age of consent laws for every state and country.

lookout123 · 08-02-2005, 05:34 PM

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They may have perfect, unmarked bodies but as soon as they open their mouths...YUCK.

so give 'em something to fill their mouths then.

Trilby · 08-02-2005, 05:48 PM

Like what? A sandwich? Teenagers don't know how to...you know...

lookout123 · 08-02-2005, 05:50 PM

maybe your calling in life is to teach them. and keep inmind that what they lack in experience and know how,they will try to overcome with excitement and volume.

plthijinx · 08-03-2005, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Like what? A sandwich? Teenagers don't know how to...you know...

hey, they gotta learn sometime!

mrnoodle · 08-02-2005, 05:54 PM

The perfect teenage body is a myth, anyway. They have zits, they have weight issues, they're just as blemished as the rest of the world. Add to that the MTV-centric conversation and the lack of skillz sex-wise, and you have a recipe for a pretty uninteresting evening.

Clodfobble · 08-02-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

The perfect teenage body is a myth, anyway. They have zits, they have weight issues, they're just as blemished as the rest of the world.

I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...

SteveDallas · 08-02-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...

Are you saying you did? I think we need some details here....

Happy Monkey · 08-02-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...

Isn't that just a way around the age of consent laws?

mrnoodle · 08-03-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...

No, but I dated a pre-Olympic downhill skier in college. It was like making out with a piece of beef jerky. With steel thighs the size of my waist.

The jazz dancer was alright though

Too bad she was looking for a husband (at 19). Freaked me out, never got past 2nd base. In fact, I was a virgin until 22.

Clodfobble · 08-03-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Isn't that just a way around the age of consent laws?

What, making sure they're as young as you are? It's certainly an added benefit.

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Are you saying you did? I think we need some details here....

Eh, not a lot to tell. He had been doing gymnastics since the age of four I think--had the stunted growth and vicious muscles to prove it--and had been steadily working his way up the ladder to the Olympics (medaling in the "Junior Olympics," and other similar events generally considered to be indicators of future Olympic performance) until the end of junior year, when it came time for the big push to actually try to qualify. He decided he was tired of it, didn't want the stress, so he just stopped. I think he was surprised everyone was so supportive.

After that, he still did 80 casual pushups every morning and night though, just to "stay sorta fit."

Queen of the Ryche · 08-03-2005, 12:12 PM

I thought male gymnasts were gay?

Clodfobble · 08-03-2005, 12:44 PM

I can assure you this one, at least, was not.

eiffelenator · 08-16-2005, 09:41 PM

My school counselour when I lived in OH nailed a few of the senior class. My sister tells me this a few years later (she was in the class.)
Should I be suspicious? heh

08-02-2005, 05:48 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Like what? A sandwich? Teenagers don't know how to...you know... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	maybe your calling in life is to teach them. and keep inmind that what they lack in experience and know how,they will try to overcome with excitement and volume. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I thought male gymnasts were gay? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Age of consent laws for every state and country.

08-02-2005, 05:54 PM	#7
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	The perfect teenage body is a myth, anyway. They have zits, they have weight issues, they're just as blemished as the rest of the world. Add to that the MTV-centric conversation and the lack of skillz sex-wise, and you have a recipe for a pretty uninteresting evening.

08-03-2005, 12:44 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I can assure you this one, at least, was not.

08-16-2005, 09:41 PM	#15
eiffelenator Irrelevant Adulterant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 43	My school counselour when I lived in OH nailed a few of the senior class. My sister tells me this a few years later (she was in the class.) Should I be suspicious? heh

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