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Pump my ride!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England
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Sure is a charismatic little fella - the way he pulls the birds...
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The future is unwritten
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Love my Heffalumps
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world)
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Yuck I hate those things, I'd have to squish it and save the bird.
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Professor for the school of ass-clownery
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Surprise!
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Holy crap! My wife and kids were holding one of these things Saturday night! Has anyone every picked one of these things up? These are the one of the most intimidating insects you'll ever run across. It's head and bodies will weave and bob and turn it's head while it tracks your movements around it. Thing looks like it could f*** you up if your not careful.
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That's it! Send in the chimps! Last edited by Hobbs; 08-15-2005 at 11:54 AM. Reason: Geeze, I wish this thing had spell check |
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Colonist Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: CT
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i do believe the Praying Mantis is the Connecticut state bug
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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praying mantis = faith-based predator or is that preying mantis?
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
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I wonder . . .
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be.
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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
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When I was in kindergarten I brought a praying mantis and a grasshopper to show and tell. When I opened it, I had a praying mantis and some grasshopper wings.
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Love my Heffalumps
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world)
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I bet you cried
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Colonist Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: CT
Posts: 201
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Quote:
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Love my Heffalumps
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world)
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Yeah, and he cried
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
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Despite what we've been told all our lives, apparently it's not illegal to kill them.
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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It wasn't show and tell for me, but we used to get a mayonnaise jar and poke some holes in the lid. Then the bug safari would begin! We'd catch all kinds of bugs and put them in the jar together. It was a tiny bug-star cage match. We put in ants and earwigs and june bugs and butterflies and grasshoppers and worms and bees and spiders one on one.
The BEST match of all time was the [announcer voice] in this corner, wearing the green trunks, crawling in at four inches long, with a 1 1/2 reach and hooked claws, PRAAAAAAYING MAAAAAAAAATIS! His opponent, in the yellow and black trunks, an acrobatic flyer with a poisonous sting, YELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOW JAAAAAAAAAAAAACKET!! Death Match.[/announcer] Putting them both in and shaking the jar really good probably hurt the praying mantis more than the yellow jacket, but it was no match really. Evil flying villian with a poisonous ass notwithstanding, it's a praying mantis' world, baby. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, snatch, bite, dingdingding. The winnah and still champeeeen! The Mantis!!!!
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Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 08-16-2005 at 10:04 PM. |
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