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03-23-2006, 09:46 PM | #16 | |
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03-24-2006, 12:25 AM | #17 | |
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03-24-2006, 06:55 AM | #18 | |
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The law does bring up some interesting questions. Is there an exclusion for penile implants? If not, does the law violate the American with Disabilities act? What about transport across the state? Let's say I have a handgun registered in PA and am travelling across Mississippi. Am I supposed to keep the gun and the sex toy locked in the trunk to prove that I don't intend to use either one? Of course, at a guess, I'd say that it being Mississippi, I probably have the right to drive with one hand on the steering wheel and another on an Uzi.
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03-25-2006, 08:52 PM | #19 |
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As long as you don't drive with one hand on your peepee, you're pretty much okay with whatever.
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03-26-2006, 01:31 AM | #20 | |
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03-26-2006, 10:24 AM | #21 |
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03-26-2006, 11:57 AM | #22 | |
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03-26-2006, 05:04 PM | #23 | |
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03-26-2006, 05:52 PM | #24 |
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Well, it all balances out in the end, doesn't it? Mississippi's laws encourage people to bang each other, not mechanical devises. The resulting excess population can then be disposed of with a bang.
Quite logical, actually. Look at it this way. God hates sex. People are (gasp!) produced by the act of sex. Therefore, God must hate people, as well. God fearing Mississipians are merely carrying out God's will with their liberal gun policy. Banging is bad, I mean GOOD! |
03-27-2006, 10:52 AM | #25 |
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03-27-2006, 11:53 AM | #26 |
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Will they be banning cucumbers next?
Maybe they'll just keep them behind the counter so you have to ask for them |
03-27-2006, 04:02 PM | #27 | |
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03-27-2006, 05:06 PM | #28 | |
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03-27-2006, 06:49 PM | #29 | |
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Good Historical Perspective in Today's Inquirer
Good vibes: A hysterical perspective on sex toys
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Never mind, I found this link with a history of sex toys and a picture of a steam powered vibrator. Anyway, I guess when sex toys become outlawed agains, doctors will have to step back in.
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03-28-2006, 12:41 AM | #30 | |
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