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Old 08-25-2006, 08:52 PM   #1
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That link nearly gave me a siezure.
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Old 08-25-2006, 10:17 PM   #2
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That link nearly gave me a siezure.
Apparently they detect when a referrer shows up too much. I have edited them to be links to the site they come from.
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:41 AM   #3
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Aheh. Until I fix my desktop computer I am surfing on my Council supplied laptop.....I tried clicking that link and got an access denied screen. Someone in the IT department will now know that one of their councillors tried accessing a kinkstop:P
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:09 PM   #4
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Aheh. Until I fix my desktop computer I am surfing on my Council supplied laptop.....I tried clicking that link and got an access denied screen. Someone in the IT department will now know that one of their councillors tried accessing a kinkstop:P
Guilty of thoughtcrime!
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:17 PM   #5
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Oh the humanity...
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:35 PM   #6
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Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.

[unfurls scroll]

AHEM!

Citizens of The Cellar, Lurkers, GoogleBots, PacketSniffers and, last and most certainly, least, our friends from the NSA: After careful consideration, the Council of Threadjacking has... issued a formal ruling.

Bad, bad puns do not, repeat, do not and shall not constitute a threadjack of a thread provided the topic of said thread is of or about S&M, B&D or other, similar interpersonal activities.

Carry on.
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:09 AM   #7
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Bad, bad puns do not, repeat, do not and shall not constitute a threadjack of a thread provided the topic of said thread is of or about S&M, B&D or other, similar interpersonal activities.
Well, of course. You can't have BDSM without occasional punishment.
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Old 08-27-2006, 09:40 AM   #8
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Well, of course. You can't have BDSM without occasional punishment.
As long as it doesn't move into 'knock knock' jokes.
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:23 AM   #9
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As long as it doesn't move into 'knock knock' jokes.
"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's There?"
"Control Freak. Now you say 'Control Freak who?'"
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Old 08-28-2006, 04:49 PM   #10
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"Knock, Knock!"
"Who's There?"
"Control Freak. Now you say 'Control Freak who?'"
So *you're* the Republican who listens to NPR. I've always wondered.
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:24 AM   #11
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I have a better knock-knock joke. You start.
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:27 AM   #12
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No knock on the knock-knock jokes, but knock it off before someone gets hurt!
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Old 04-15-2011, 05:31 PM   #13
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its true its not for everyone

giving out pain in a respectfull and safe manner is difficult and intimidating to most men they talk a good game but can't follow it up.

This However is not my situation. I will gladly tie you up put my nipple clamps on you flog you, cane your,whip you, stretch your asshole with my anal hook and work your clit with my vibrating wand until your cunt is flowing juices and your are coming so hard you are close to passing out, and I will get off doing it so lets talk................masterbroc11@yahoo messenger
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:58 PM   #14
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is not spam?
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:59 PM   #15
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Do people get off on spam?
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