let me give you a new user title - Page 65

zippyt · 05-12-2007, 03:20 AM

Have at it dude !!

Beestie · 05-12-2007, 03:48 AM

I was told of a title. Legend has it.

It is recorded in the Ancient Texts. But I cannot read the gawd damn Ancient freakin' Texts because nobody has spoken, written or pissed their name in the snow in that language since the earth was a galactoplasmic blast furnace. I knew the day would come when I'd regret not hanging with all those dorks majoring in dead languages.

So, keeper of the Ancient Volumes, what sayeth they that henceforth I shall be known to all men as...

lumberjim · 05-12-2007, 02:59 PM

zippy: perforated

beestie: Aramaically challenged

LadyM · 05-12-2007, 04:10 PM

oh mighty LJ, might I have a user title?

lumberjim · 05-12-2007, 05:15 PM

certainly.

LadyM: brought to you by the letter W

Clodfobble · 05-16-2007, 11:31 AM

Back online after a grueling five-day withdrawal! I need to celebrate with a new user title to freshen things up around here.

lumberjim · 05-16-2007, 11:45 AM

she's got the universe reclining in her hair

glatt · 05-16-2007, 12:05 PM

Are these requests still supposed to be witty?
Will you dive me a quote from a ditty?
Or something real shitty?

lumberjim · 05-16-2007, 12:15 PM

how 'bout a parody in midi?

glatt: everybody poops

that satisfies both?

glatt · 05-16-2007, 12:35 PM

I thought girls don't poop.

Shawnee123 · 05-16-2007, 12:48 PM

Nice girls poop discreetly in the corner.

LadyM · 05-17-2007, 12:17 PM

. . . and of course, it smells like roses.

jinx · 05-17-2007, 01:22 PM

Pour moi, sil' vous plait?

lumberjim · 05-17-2007, 01:33 PM

jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off

Beestie · 05-17-2007, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off

I'll do the right thing and offer my services as a referee.

05-12-2007, 03:20 AM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Have at it dude !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-12-2007, 03:48 AM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I was told of a title. Legend has it. It is recorded in the Ancient Texts. But I cannot read the gawd damn Ancient freakin' Texts because nobody has spoken, written or pissed their name in the snow in that language since the earth was a galactoplasmic blast furnace. I knew the day would come when I'd regret not hanging with all those dorks majoring in dead languages. So, keeper of the Ancient Volumes, what sayeth they that henceforth I shall be known to all men as... __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

05-12-2007, 02:59 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	zippy: perforated beestie: Aramaically challenged __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-12-2007, 04:10 PM	#4
LadyM Lurker, still in Denial Join Date: May 2007 Location: I am Jack's smirking revenge. Posts: 21	oh mighty LJ, might I have a user title? __________________ "That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" -Calvin Kitten: I made you a cookie . . . but I eated it.

05-12-2007, 05:15 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	certainly. LadyM: brought to you by the letter W __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-16-2007, 11:31 AM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Back online after a grueling five-day withdrawal! I need to celebrate with a new user title to freshen things up around here.

05-16-2007, 11:45 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	she's got the universe reclining in her hair __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-16-2007, 12:05 PM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Are these requests still supposed to be witty? Will you dive me a quote from a ditty? Or something real shitty?

05-16-2007, 12:15 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how 'bout a parody in midi? glatt: everybody poops that satisfies both? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-16-2007, 12:35 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I thought girls don't poop.

05-16-2007, 12:48 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Nice girls poop discreetly in the corner. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-17-2007, 12:17 PM	#12
LadyM Lurker, still in Denial Join Date: May 2007 Location: I am Jack's smirking revenge. Posts: 21	. . . and of course, it smells like roses. __________________ "That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" -Calvin Kitten: I made you a cookie . . . but I eated it.

05-17-2007, 01:22 PM	#13
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Pour moi, sil' vous plait? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-17-2007, 01:33 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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