Tasteless Jokes - Page 19

Crimson Ghost · 07-07-2006, 12:39 AM

How do you keep black kids from jumping on the beds?

Velcro on the ceiling.

Crimson Ghost · 07-07-2006, 12:40 AM

How do you keep black kids quiet in the car?

Wet their lips and stick them to the windows.

Crimson Ghost · 07-07-2006, 12:41 AM

A black and a mexican are in the cop car.
Who's driving?

The white cop.

TheChuck · 08-18-2006, 12:16 PM

Ok I just finished reading all 18 pages to make sure it wasn't a re-post.

Q.) What's the worst part of eating bald pussy

A.) Re-fastening the diaper

elSicomoro · 02-28-2007, 10:55 AM

How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Crimson Ghost · 03-01-2007, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

That is the opener for my next meeting!

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How did Helen Keller get carpel tunnel syndrome?
Jerking off with one hand, moaning with the other.

Know how to castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did God give women yeast infections?
So that they would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt.

elSicomoro · 03-01-2007, 09:29 AM

What's easier to unload: a truck full of dead babies or a truck full of bowling balls?

Dead babies, because you can use pitchforks.

cowhead · 03-01-2007, 02:19 PM

I may have posted this before, but I was reminded of it by thechucks post..

what's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

getting her back in the wheelchair!

Crimson Ghost · 03-05-2007, 12:39 PM

Ya know why babies have that soft spot in their skull?

That's so ya can carry them five to a hand.

SquadRat1 · 03-07-2007, 05:04 PM

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa !"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

crabby_bob · 05-09-2007, 02:27 PM

This is bad so if you are easily offended please skip... I heard these almost right away after moving to the deep south.

How do you keep niggers out of your backyard...
Hang one in the front.

glatt · 05-09-2007, 04:45 PM

I'm not easily offended, but that one offended me.

Clodfobble · 05-09-2007, 06:49 PM

I thought it was stupid. If it's going to be racist, it should at least be funny.

Rexmons · 05-10-2007, 03:58 PM

What do you call an African-American man who flies plane's for a living?

monster · 05-10-2007, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons

What do you call an African-American man who flies plane's for a living?

Someone who hasn't got the hang of apostrophe+S ?

:p

07-07-2006, 12:39 AM	#1
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	How do you keep black kids from jumping on the beds? Velcro on the ceiling. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-07-2006, 12:40 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	How do you keep black kids quiet in the car? Wet their lips and stick them to the windows. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-07-2006, 12:41 AM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	A black and a mexican are in the cop car. Who's driving? The white cop. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-18-2006, 12:16 PM	#4
TheChuck To Lick is to live Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: outer mongolia Posts: 4	Ok I just finished reading all 18 pages to make sure it wasn't a re-post. Q.) What's the worst part of eating bald pussy A.) Re-fastening the diaper __________________ The Chuck "Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs" "It's good to be The Chuck"

03-01-2007, 02:19 PM	#8
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	I may have posted this before, but I was reminded of it by thechucks post.. what's the worst part about eating a vegetable? getting her back in the wheelchair! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

02-28-2007, 10:55 AM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	How many dead babies does it take to paint a building? Depends on how hard you throw them.

03-01-2007, 09:29 AM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	What's easier to unload: a truck full of dead babies or a truck full of bowling balls? Dead babies, because you can use pitchforks.

03-05-2007, 12:39 PM	#9
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Ya know why babies have that soft spot in their skull? That's so ya can carry them five to a hand. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-07-2007, 05:04 PM	#10
SquadRat1 Caste-Away Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 48	A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

05-09-2007, 02:27 PM	#11
crabby_bob Kinda New Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1	new sick joke This is bad so if you are easily offended please skip... I heard these almost right away after moving to the deep south. How do you keep niggers out of your backyard... Hang one in the front.

05-09-2007, 04:45 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm not easily offended, but that one offended me.

05-09-2007, 06:49 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I thought it was stupid. If it's going to be racist, it should at least be funny.

05-10-2007, 03:58 PM	#14
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	What do you call an African-American man who flies plane's for a living? __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

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