July 23, 2007: Monkey on a goat on a platform on a wire - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2007, 11:52 AM

Really strange that I heard this song this morning:

One little problem that confronts you,
got a monkey on your back.
Just one more fix, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. (hell, yeah)

--That Smell; Lynyrd Skynyrd

Flint · 07-23-2007, 11:57 AM

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TheMercenary · 07-23-2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

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Holy crap that is funny! The dog and the monkey. Looks real.

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2007, 11:59 AM

Undertoad · 07-23-2007, 03:56 PM

I'm going with not a fake and that the platform is permanently attached to the wire somehow.

Main reason not a fake: no reason to fake.

Flint · 07-25-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Main reason not a fake: no reason to fake.

Shawnee123 · 07-25-2007, 03:45 PM

Well ain't that just the end-all, be-all quote to shut us up.

Main reason to fake:

Hey, look what we can do with a monkey and a goat and a wire.

But no one does anything useless for no reason, esp not on the net.

Let's pull out another amazing seemingly random quote:

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I'm not trying to be difficult. Did you look at the pic where the goat is stepping directly on the wire? It doesn't look right somehow. I was hoping you, and your kind, o grand experts of all that is photo and shopped, could explain why the goat seems to be hovering on the wire. IN the picture IN the link. Was hoping one of you photogs or big-time cartoonists could tell me.

Nah, just tell me I'm wrong and don't try to explain it, Flint. Maybe you could cartoon it. I can't believe how senthitive you are over this pic.

Flint · 07-25-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

... Maybe you could cartoon it. ...

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2007, 03:59 PM

If you look at the picture in the link, the goat seems to be floating around the wire in some way.

Their reason to fake? For attention. That's why there are hundreds of wacky photos of them sticking hooks in their eyelids and stuff like that. They're attention ho's.

Flint · 07-23-2007, 04:14 PM

More overzealous 'shop-calling...

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2007, 04:18 PM

I'm not trying to be difficult. Did you look at the pic where the goat is stepping directly on the wire? It doesn't look right somehow. I was hoping you, and your kind, o grand experts of all that is photo and shopped, could explain why the goat seems to be hovering on the wire. IN the picture IN the link. Was hoping one of you photogs or big-time cartoonists could tell me.

I gotcher overzealous shop calling right here, bucko.

And your nose is showing.

Flint · 07-23-2007, 04:29 PM

If all four feet were touching the wire, he wouldn't be walking. Understand, this isn't a big deal to a goat. He's just waltzing along.

Spexxvet · 07-23-2007, 04:59 PM

There's a bump on a log on hole on monkey on a goat on a platform on a wire at the bottom of the sea....

Come on - sing it with me...

xoxoxoBruce · 07-23-2007, 05:49 PM

I think what Shawnee is seeing, is the half of the cloven hoof that's not on the wire, is hanging down on the other side.

Uisge Beatha · 07-23-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Well who ISN'T walking a fine line when you have a monkey on your back?

07-23-2007, 11:52 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Really strange that I heard this song this morning: One little problem that confronts you, got a monkey on your back. Just one more fix, Lord, might do the trick. One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. (hell, yeah) --That Smell; Lynyrd Skynyrd __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2007, 11:57 AM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	... Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-23-2007, 11:59 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2007, 03:59 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If you look at the picture in the link, the goat seems to be floating around the wire in some way. Their reason to fake? For attention. That's why there are hundreds of wacky photos of them sticking hooks in their eyelids and stuff like that. They're attention ho's. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2007, 04:14 PM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	More overzealous 'shop-calling... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-23-2007, 03:56 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'm going with not a fake and that the platform is permanently attached to the wire somehow. Main reason not a fake: no reason to fake.

07-23-2007, 04:18 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm not trying to be difficult. Did you look at the pic where the goat is stepping directly on the wire? It doesn't look right somehow. I was hoping you, and your kind, o grand experts of all that is photo and shopped, could explain why the goat seems to be hovering on the wire. IN the picture IN the link. Was hoping one of you photogs or big-time cartoonists could tell me. I gotcher overzealous shop calling right here, bucko. And your nose is showing. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2007, 04:29 PM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	If all four feet were touching the wire, he wouldn't be walking. Understand, this isn't a big deal to a goat. He's just waltzing along. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-23-2007, 04:59 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	There's a bump on a log on hole on monkey on a goat on a platform on a wire at the bottom of the sea.... Come on - sing it with me... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-23-2007, 05:49 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think what Shawnee is seeing, is the half of the cloven hoof that's not on the wire, is hanging down on the other side. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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