Conversation Starters - Page 2

monster · 10-28-2007, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

yabbut...in college...chutes and ladders ALWAYS turns into 'strip' chutes and ladders. next thing you know it's just another full blown orgie. ho hum. we men are looking for good conversation, not an endless stream of gratuitous sex with a bunch of empty headed bimbos. christ.

you can't converse while getting a hand job? christ.

bluecuracao · 10-28-2007, 08:03 PM

Do you guys have a TV and DVD player in your room? Pop in an R-rated comedy or cheesey horror movie, and make sure you have mixings for frou-frou shooters ahead of time. So if you guys can't think of anything to talk about, there's still something to do...but the combination of those things ought to lead to some sort of conversation, even if it's totally inane.

piercehawkeye45 · 10-28-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Do you guys have a TV and DVD player in your room?

I don't, I just have my laptop that can play DVDs but my friend does. We realized we should of just put in a movie right away or separated the two girls since the group thing went downhill and we both are better with one on one conversation anyways.

Fresh, I want to use some of those pick up lines just to see how they react. I was actually going to do lumberjim's "are you interested in stuff...." line to see what she would do on Saturday but the girl I was going to do it to walked away after I said I was dressed up as an oompa loompa (I wasn't), she didn't appreciate the humor....

Aliantha · 10-27-2007, 05:11 PM

Surely you could talk about politics or current events???

Aliantha · 10-27-2007, 05:13 PM

Srsly though. When I was younger, it was usually about what you did last night or are planning to do the next time you knock back a few coldies. (which of course leads to a perfect opening for inviting 'the girls' along)

Isn't it like that everywhere with college aged kids?

zippyt · 10-28-2007, 08:33 PM

we men are looking for good conversation, not an endless stream of gratuitous sex with a bunch of empty headed bimbos. christ.

SEEZZ YOU !!!

ElBandito · 10-28-2007, 09:40 PM

My advice; no matter what you say, make sure you're grinning like an idiot when you say it. In my experience what you say doesn't matter so much, but if you say it and you look like Emo McEmo from Emo's-R-Us out for an Emo-ducation, then you're not going to pull.

Grin like a fucking idiot, all the time. Smiley people get laid. Frowny people don't.

freshnesschronic · 10-28-2007, 09:56 PM

A way to woman's heart is through her stomach. And I've heard specifically through chocolate. I also heard if you can make a girl laugh that's all you need. Or just be a bomb ass listener, screw what your friends say if you're doing the...screwing! Or just be a gruff manly figure whom she'll swoon over your machoness. Or just be a nice guy whom she can genuinely connect to and care for.
Actually.........
This is about conversation starters isn't it, damnit.
I'm all for one liners, as cheesy and as bad as they really are:
"Hey girl, who took the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes

."
I saw this on the show "The Pickup Artist" on VH1 at a club setting:

Guy: Did you know that 95% of girls masturbate in the shower? The other 5% sing.

Girls: Uh, no.

Guy: Do you know what they sing?

Girls: No.

Guy: You must be the ones who masturbate.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 09:45 PM

lol...nice post there kiwi. Kiaora, and welcome to the cellar if you haven't been welcomed before.

ElBandito · 10-28-2007, 09:50 PM

Why thank you very much, er, Aussie.

Tena tatou katoa!

I had a rather nice welcome just before. But yours is just as appreciated.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 09:52 PM

No worries mate.

ElBandito · 10-28-2007, 09:55 PM

And just to get it out of the way;

"Six! Six! Sixsixsixsixsix!"

Chasers War on Everything /almost/ caught out our Prime Minister with that, but she managed a reasonably passable Aussie accent.

ZenGum · 10-29-2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ElBandito

And just to get it out of the way;

"Six! Six! Sixsixsixsixsix!"

Chasers War on Everything /almost/ caught out our Prime Minister with that, but she managed a reasonably passable Aussie accent.

Hi there Bandito!
(a) did you deliberately name yourself after a bikie gang?
(b) would you like to buy a vowel (location: wgtn, NZ)?
(c) I've almost grown past making fun of accents (sharing at office at Uni with two NZers called Barrrrbara and Dehhhborah got it out of my system!) ... but ... I recently had to do a speaking test on a Japanese lass, who was quick to declare ... "I dud uh homestay in New Zuhland". "You sure did!" said I.

ElBandito · 10-29-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Hi there Bandito!
(a) did you deliberately name yourself after a bikie gang?
(b) would you like to buy a vowel (location: wgtn, NZ)?
(c) I've almost grown past making fun of accents (sharing at office at Uni with two NZers called Barrrrbara and Dehhhborah got it out of my system!) ... but ... I recently had to do a speaking test on a Japanese lass, who was quick to declare ... "I dud uh homestay in New Zuhland". "You sure did!" said I.

(a) oh no, really? I had no idea. It's my old gamer tag from the UT99 days. Inspired (of all things) by 'The Three Amigos'.
(b) Vowels are overrated. Its consonants that make the sounds we want to hear.

(c) Only almost? Fur shuhme!

**Edit: Just had to rescue a weta from our dishwasher. Again. Goddamn creepy-crawlies are everywhere.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 09:56 PM

lol...you mean the woman that sounds like a man???

10-27-2007, 05:11 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Surely you could talk about politics or current events??? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-27-2007, 05:13 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Srsly though. When I was younger, it was usually about what you did last night or are planning to do the next time you knock back a few coldies. (which of course leads to a perfect opening for inviting 'the girls' along) Isn't it like that everywhere with college aged kids? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 08:33 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	we men are looking for good conversation, not an endless stream of gratuitous sex with a bunch of empty headed bimbos. christ. SEEZZ YOU !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-28-2007, 09:45 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...nice post there kiwi. Kiaora, and welcome to the cellar if you haven't been welcomed before. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 09:52 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	No worries mate. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 08:03 PM	#2
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Do you guys have a TV and DVD player in your room? Pop in an R-rated comedy or cheesey horror movie, and make sure you have mixings for frou-frou shooters ahead of time. So if you guys can't think of anything to talk about, there's still something to do...but the combination of those things ought to lead to some sort of conversation, even if it's totally inane.

10-28-2007, 09:40 PM	#7
ElBandito Captain of Jelly Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wgtn, NZ Posts: 62	My advice; no matter what you say, make sure you're grinning like an idiot when you say it. In my experience what you say doesn't matter so much, but if you say it and you look like Emo McEmo from Emo's-R-Us out for an Emo-ducation, then you're not going to pull. Grin like a fucking idiot, all the time. Smiley people get laid. Frowny people don't.

10-28-2007, 09:56 PM	#8
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	A way to woman's heart is through her stomach. And I've heard specifically through chocolate. I also heard if you can make a girl laugh that's all you need. Or just be a bomb ass listener, screw what your friends say if you're doing the...screwing! Or just be a gruff manly figure whom she'll swoon over your machoness. Or just be a nice guy whom she can genuinely connect to and care for. Actually......... This is about conversation starters isn't it, damnit. I'm all for one liners, as cheesy and as bad as they really are: "Hey girl, who took the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes ." I saw this on the show "The Pickup Artist" on VH1 at a club setting: Guy: Did you know that 95% of girls masturbate in the shower? The other 5% sing. Girls: Uh, no. Guy: Do you know what they sing? Girls: No. Guy: You must be the ones who masturbate.

10-28-2007, 09:50 PM	#10
ElBandito Captain of Jelly Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wgtn, NZ Posts: 62	Why thank you very much, er, Aussie. Tena tatou katoa! I had a rather nice welcome just before. But yours is just as appreciated.

10-28-2007, 09:55 PM	#12
ElBandito Captain of Jelly Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wgtn, NZ Posts: 62	And just to get it out of the way; "Six! Six! Sixsixsixsixsix!" Chasers War on Everything /almost/ caught out our Prime Minister with that, but she managed a reasonably passable Aussie accent.

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