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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Are you kidding Bruce? Heck - they drive on the wrong side of the road - nothing normal there.
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Never heard that one.
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12-13-2007, 03:44 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Drax- Even if I can't hear you talking you are still wrong.
 No exceptions guys!!
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12-16-2007, 01:54 AM
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When you take a piss, where are you taking it?
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12-17-2007, 10:17 AM
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12-17-2007, 03:11 PM
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Try this one: How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink? |
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12-17-2007, 03:29 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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You get an alert from the print manager to change the invisible cart.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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12-17-2007, 05:13 PM
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12-17-2007, 06:51 PM
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Why do we label underwear as a pair?
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12-17-2007, 06:58 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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two holes. used to be two legs. like a pair of trousers or a pair of tights (use babelfish if you need translation). Didn't always used to be joined together.
next.
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12-17-2007, 07:01 PM
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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12-17-2007, 07:02 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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No.
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12-17-2007, 07:03 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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If it were a book entitled "Failure" sold wrapped, no preview possible.... maybe.
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12-19-2007, 05:55 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Is Cicero too busy to be on the cellar?!? AAAAhhh! Christmas! New Job! Aaaaah!
Gotta go... 
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The Un-Tuckian
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If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...
...am I weak, or, strong?
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