Britney "Psycho" Spears - Page 3

lumberjim · 01-23-2008, 12:02 AM

i have to admit that i avoid all intelligence about her reflexively. im just not interested. change the channel. it just seems that i hear her name SO much. the cameras must be nonstop. i know that i would have pulled a sean penn by now were it me. but i guess i would be less....out there. good thing im not famous. i'd be an insufferable fuck. me and jinx would be flying off to mexico right before the superbowl.....she's be wiggling her boobies in my jersey for the camera......oh...sorry....got a little lost in a fantasy there for a sec....

Cloud · 01-23-2008, 07:59 AM

she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent.

shina · 01-23-2008, 02:33 PM

The girl is nuts! What is with the British accent stuff. Jeez! She's getting publicity though. I see Britney unauthorized bios hitting the bookshelves soon.

Elspode · 01-24-2008, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent.

What? Anna had the best talent... giving an old man something to do beside chase kids off his property.
There in no higher calling, so get with the program, ladies.

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What? Anna had the best talent... giving an old man something to do beside chase kids off his property.
There in no higher calling, so get with the program, ladies.

Gladly, now where is my rich old man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel? :p

lookout123 · 01-25-2008, 02:11 PM

You could just go to the old folks home. I'm sure you'll find plenty of guys that'll put their foot anywhere you want it if you give there banana a feel.

Trilby · 01-31-2008, 08:12 AM

Oh, my. Seems the girl is now on a 72 hour hold at another hospital. I know this stuff seems trivial and overdone, but I wonder if she's going to make it. I think of marilyn monroe and her tragic end...yikes!

bbro · 01-31-2008, 08:44 AM

Well, she didn't stay the entire time she was supposed to last time. I would be surprised if she stayed the whole time now.

classicman · 01-31-2008, 09:36 AM

She needs months of erious mental adjustments and rehab. Till that happens this will be one tragic headline after the next.

Cloud · 01-31-2008, 09:59 AM

a motorcade the size of a football field to the hospital, oy!

you know, maybe if we all just left her alone, she'd be able to get better.

Shawnee123 · 01-31-2008, 10:37 AM

lol..."we"?

I'm pretty sure the Brit doesn't know I exist.

Thesilkmeister · 02-06-2008, 05:47 PM

what a total fucking madhouse. I just watched a vid here in Oz of everyones favourite mousketeer leaving hospital and im not entirely sure who's more fucked up? Britney, or the freaks that take her picture.

35-40 guys chasing a car 250m, trying to cut her off in other cars, before throwing themselves on the bonnet and snapping pics through the window........only to realise she's not in the car, and sprinting ANOTHER 300m to get to the back of some joint in the hope she will emerge with a third arm and married to Michael Jackson.

Over here we don't see nearly as much of her antics as you US kiddies do, but most of the people i speak to just feel sorry for her. I can see where some people say she's brought it on herself and she prolly has to a certain extent, but fair go after a while surely? Wasn't it the Federline dude that was in trouble for partying and rooting anytihing with a pulse when they first hooked up - now he's a model dad and has dissapeared, and she's off her trolley.

If anyone wants to witness the very public destruction via harrassment of a so called 'Pop Icon' then grab some popcorn and stay glued to your TV. Not cool at all if you ask me.

hit me baby one more time

deadbeater · 02-06-2008, 08:33 PM

Damn if possible, it gets even more twisted. The mom requested a restraining order against Osama the manager of Britney, claiming that Osama drugged Britney--and the request was granted!!

Clodfobble · 02-06-2008, 10:07 PM

Restraining orders are almost always granted. It is retardedly easy to get one. Hell, a judge granted a crazy lady in New Mexico a restraining order against David Letterman, insisting that he stay a minimum of 3 yards away from her (he lives in New York...) because he "used code words" in his broadcasts "to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host."

01-23-2008, 12:02 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have to admit that i avoid all intelligence about her reflexively. im just not interested. change the channel. it just seems that i hear her name SO much. the cameras must be nonstop. i know that i would have pulled a sean penn by now were it me. but i guess i would be less....out there. good thing im not famous. i'd be an insufferable fuck. me and jinx would be flying off to mexico right before the superbowl.....she's be wiggling her boobies in my jersey for the camera......oh...sorry....got a little lost in a fantasy there for a sec.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-23-2008, 07:59 AM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-25-2008, 02:11 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	You could just go to the old folks home. I'm sure you'll find plenty of guys that'll put their foot anywhere you want it if you give there banana a feel. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-31-2008, 09:36 AM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	She needs months of erious mental adjustments and rehab. Till that happens this will be one tragic headline after the next. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-31-2008, 09:59 AM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	a motorcade the size of a football field to the hospital, oy! you know, maybe if we all just left her alone, she'd be able to get better. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-23-2008, 02:33 PM	#3
shina Hopeful Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sammamish, WA Posts: 232	The girl is nuts! What is with the British accent stuff. Jeez! She's getting publicity though. I see Britney unauthorized bios hitting the bookshelves soon.

01-31-2008, 08:12 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Oh, my. Seems the girl is now on a 72 hour hold at another hospital. I know this stuff seems trivial and overdone, but I wonder if she's going to make it. I think of marilyn monroe and her tragic end...yikes!

01-31-2008, 08:44 AM	#9
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	Well, she didn't stay the entire time she was supposed to last time. I would be surprised if she stayed the whole time now.

01-31-2008, 10:37 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol..."we"? I'm pretty sure the Brit doesn't know I exist.

02-06-2008, 05:47 PM	#13
Thesilkmeister Redheads do it better... Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 33	what a total fucking madhouse. I just watched a vid here in Oz of everyones favourite mousketeer leaving hospital and im not entirely sure who's more fucked up? Britney, or the freaks that take her picture. 35-40 guys chasing a car 250m, trying to cut her off in other cars, before throwing themselves on the bonnet and snapping pics through the window........only to realise she's not in the car, and sprinting ANOTHER 300m to get to the back of some joint in the hope she will emerge with a third arm and married to Michael Jackson. Over here we don't see nearly as much of her antics as you US kiddies do, but most of the people i speak to just feel sorry for her. I can see where some people say she's brought it on herself and she prolly has to a certain extent, but fair go after a while surely? Wasn't it the Federline dude that was in trouble for partying and rooting anytihing with a pulse when they first hooked up - now he's a model dad and has dissapeared, and she's off her trolley. If anyone wants to witness the very public destruction via harrassment of a so called 'Pop Icon' then grab some popcorn and stay glued to your TV. Not cool at all if you ask me. hit me baby one more time

02-06-2008, 08:33 PM	#14
deadbeater Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 439	Damn if possible, it gets even more twisted. The mom requested a restraining order against Osama the manager of Britney, claiming that Osama drugged Britney--and the request was granted!!

02-06-2008, 10:07 PM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Restraining orders are almost always granted. It is retardedly easy to get one. Hell, a judge granted a crazy lady in New Mexico a restraining order against David Letterman, insisting that he stay a minimum of 3 yards away from her (he lives in New York...) because he "used code words" in his broadcasts "to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host."

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