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03-29-2008, 01:41 PM
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I would like to point out that there are conflicting paradigms here (cough): there seems to be a military report tier (a la cleaning latrines with toothbrushes); and a naughty schoolchild report (bend over for the willow switch).
So which is it, hmm? Can't make up your mind? Bend over and clean that toilet while I switch your behind!
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03-29-2008, 05:06 PM
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Старый сержант
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..puts on Campaign Hat...picks up willow switch....hmm, nice combination.
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03-29-2008, 07:06 PM
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cloud is on fancy pants report
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03-29-2008, 10:22 PM
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03-29-2008, 07:39 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I have a doctor's note. I'm excused being on report on account of blood coming out of my eyes.
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03-29-2008, 07:55 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Oh christ, you're really gonna milk this eh?
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03-29-2008, 11:03 PM
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03-29-2008, 08:12 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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TOTALLY
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03-29-2008, 09:11 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Jesus, a few bloody tears and she's all "waah waah, I can't be on report..."
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03-29-2008, 09:19 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Pilau ate my homework, too.....
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03-30-2008, 12:11 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Dana C is on report for being photogenic.
Monster is on report for lying about Pilau and acting like a doctor's note will work to get her out of the report. Pilau steals and eats tarts...not homework. Good Pilau!! The cellar reminds me of this Onion article at times: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/76503
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03-30-2008, 05:49 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Sod you and all your little "on report" chat clique.
Bah humbug. When I get my laptop - YES my bro is sorting it as soon as Dell change their offer on 9 April, so there - you are all on my Ignore list. I am going to go to chat, but not to chat to you. Just because I can. Nerrrrrrr. |
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03-30-2008, 05:56 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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 People always think excuses and back-talk is going to work?!? Spudcon also on report again for trying to evade report with time travel. Completely against the rules!!
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03-30-2008, 09:33 PM
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I can hear my ears
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oh, and....you're on report.
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03-30-2008, 06:24 PM
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Beware of potatoes
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But, but, but, can I spank Bri?
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