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My gas meter is inside my house. It better not release any pressure.
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09-16-2018, 08:47 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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09-16-2018, 09:00 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Where is the cricket that feeds that spider?
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09-16-2018, 09:10 PM
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I dunno.
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09-16-2018, 09:12 PM
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The future is unwritten
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It wiggles and jiggles and tickles inside her.
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09-16-2018, 09:22 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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As long as it wasn't gassed.
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12-06-2018, 02:34 PM
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Well, it ain't weird, but it is news.
If this sort thing happened more often this sort of thing wouldn't happen so often... Woman kills jail escapee who kicks in her door 
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12-06-2018, 07:28 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Good for her.
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12-06-2018, 11:59 PM
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Shot him in the head, that's tricky.
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12-08-2018, 02:31 PM
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I guess he'll duck next ti--wait...
 ************************* Man Responds to His Own Police “Wanted” Poster on Facebook, Goes Viral Awwwww...they finally got together.
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12-12-2018, 10:42 AM
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Ok, it's not weird weird, but it's kinda unexpected:
Wildfire ash can bind to, trap mercury No one expects wildfire ash...[/SpanishInquisition]
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12-12-2018, 11:45 AM
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That's good news. Is good news legal, I thought good news had been outlawed?
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12-12-2018, 12:23 PM
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Well, it all depends completely on how far the kid has to ride the bus to school. What the bus is worth, what it weighs, the ethnicity of the bus-builders father...It's a totally random variable.
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12-12-2018, 12:25 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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... so set up wood-burning furnaces around the smokestacks of coal power plants?
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12-16-2018, 12:49 PM
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