Rumors and Truth

[glatt]

Not sure which one you are talking about, but there have been a few of them, so I'll give you that too.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I'll give you that and raise you another Palin rumor that was BS.

Palin put a hex on the Philadelphia Flyers.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Palin put a hex on the Philadelphia Flyers.

And that baseball team from Fl.

And Oklahoma when they played Texas.

And Kyle Bush when he lost his engine before the race.

And on that bridge in Mn. right before it fell in the river.

God the list is just too long....

[jinx]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Now I want to know, did she beat the living crap out of herself. or ask a friend to do it?

Did someone manipsnate her and her family???

[dar512]

Originally Posted by jinx

Did someone manipsnate her and her family???

And did they manipsinate her to discredit Obama or McCain? *knowing look*

[Cicero]

Who? The "demoncrats"?

[glatt]

the same

[classicman]

lol @ Cic - I've seen about 20 Yard signs for McCain with spray paint on them. I've seen piles of Obama yard signs in the trash at the Wawa. Same shit different year. WTFE I'm ready for 2009.

[TheMercenary]

Here is an interesting site. Along the lines of snopes and they even address a recent internet posting about snopes.com about halfway down. Interesting.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/

[Sundae]

Palin put the evil eye on a farm in Uruguay.

[classicman]

Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when the next President is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's “good to spread the wealth". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because our new President will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, feel free to appeal this to the senate or congress, not that it'll do you any good.

[Cicero]

One question sir? Is this for the greater good, or for the good of the whole?

#6 Sounds awesome. I can't find a f'ing job. Showing up to clean out my desk will be the most fun I've had all week.

[classicman]

Hey I just got the email and posted it here for you - yes Cic you specifically! Cuz as we know the world does revolve around you and your awesomeness

[Sundae]

Well there you go.
I expect Cicero never to work again, as apparently she will be better off than any of you if she doesn't.

Cicero, do try to get up before 18.00 GMT though, so I still have the occasional distraction at work. Because despite living in a country to the left of Obama's views, I still feel the need to work and earn a living. Still, that's the Brit mentality, it's only lazy Americans who would quit if they thought there was a safety net.

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Because despite living in a country to the left of Obama's views, I still feel the need to work and earn a living. Still, that's the Brit mentality, it's only lazy Americans who would quit if they thought there was a safety net.