The string trimmer is dead to me. - Page 3

sweetwater · 09-24-2008, 10:09 AM

It's a neighborhood thing - bunch of older retired folk who have lawn services while we have to do our own. They trim, so we have to. My passive protest takes the shape of not doing as good a job as I could, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-24-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetwater

They trim, so we have to.

No you don't, stop being a damn sheep.

Gravdigr · 08-29-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

No you don't, stop being a damn sheep.

If he was a sheep, he wouldn't need to trim. Or edge.

ETA: Oh, he said that...

HungLikeJesus · 09-24-2008, 12:26 PM

If they're retired, why do they need a lawn service? They should be out there on their knees with their tweezers and scissors.

classicman · 09-24-2008, 12:42 PM

I like the way you think HLJ. In fact, when they are done with their lawn they can come over and tweak mine while I'm at work :0)

sweetwater · 09-24-2008, 02:08 PM

They are retired mayors, bank presidents, college presidents, etc. Get dirty on their own lawns?

I trim the lawn but only when the weird tendrils of whatever-it-is overgrow the driveway by 6-12 inches.
And if I was a damn sheep, I'd graze the lawn instead of trimming it!

After 4 years in a condo I rather enjoy working outdoors, so~

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetwater

After 4 years in a condo I rather enjoy working outdoors, so~

I think that's an important note. Some people actually enjoy doing this yard detailing, being outdoors, being busy, being out of nagging earshot, being not able to do the rest of the honey-do list 'cause I gotta edge the lawn, etc.

My problem is when these people start ragging on others, that actually have better things to do... like a life.

Sundae · 08-30-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I think that's an important note. Some people actually enjoy doing this yard detailing, being outdoors, being busy, being out of nagging earshot, being not able to do the rest of the honey-do list 'cause I gotta edge the lawn, etc.

My problem is when these people start ragging on others, that actually have better things to do... like a life.

Like ladies who like baking.
Whether they are stay at home mums, or simply like to bake in their time off. Lovely, absolutely fine. It's when they come into the office and mention that so-and-so had a [gasp!] shop-bought cake for their child's birthday! Said in the same hushed tones as if the kid had got an eighth of weed as a present.

No.
Get down off your high horse.
Anyway, I tasted your cupcakes and I know they don't bring all the boys to the yard

squirell nutkin · 09-08-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Anyway, I tasted your cupcakes and I know they don't bring all the boys to the yard

full of win.

classicman · 09-24-2008, 02:32 PM

Good for you sweetwater - I don't have those types in my neighborhood though. Wish I did.

BrianR · 09-29-2008, 12:04 AM

I fixed their little red wagon once already. Need it done again?

sweetwater · 08-29-2010, 08:37 PM

If sweetwater was a sheep, sweetwater would be a ewe, not a ram.

I had forgotten about this thread. When I saw the mention of mounting a string trimmer on a mower, I thought, "Hey, that's my idea!"

Gravdigr · 08-30-2010, 02:10 AM

Oh. You type like a man.

Yznhymr · 08-30-2010, 02:27 PM

When I was a kid, these are the precision tools I had to use for yard maintenance (for punishment):

Gravdigr · 08-30-2010, 05:03 PM

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...a.k.a. edging...

09-24-2008, 10:09 AM	#1
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	It's a neighborhood thing - bunch of older retired folk who have lawn services while we have to do our own. They trim, so we have to. My passive protest takes the shape of not doing as good a job as I could, though. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-24-2008, 12:26 PM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	If they're retired, why do they need a lawn service? They should be out there on their knees with their tweezers and scissors. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-24-2008, 12:42 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I like the way you think HLJ. In fact, when they are done with their lawn they can come over and tweak mine while I'm at work :0) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 09-24-2008 at 02:32 PM.

09-24-2008, 02:08 PM	#6
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	They are retired mayors, bank presidents, college presidents, etc. Get dirty on their own lawns? I trim the lawn but only when the weird tendrils of whatever-it-is overgrow the driveway by 6-12 inches. And if I was a damn sheep, I'd graze the lawn instead of trimming it! After 4 years in a condo I rather enjoy working outdoors, so~ __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-24-2008, 02:32 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Good for you sweetwater - I don't have those types in my neighborhood though. Wish I did. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-29-2008, 12:04 AM	#11
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I fixed their little red wagon once already. Need it done again? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-29-2010, 08:37 PM	#12
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	If sweetwater was a sheep, sweetwater would be a ewe, not a ram. I had forgotten about this thread. When I saw the mention of mounting a string trimmer on a mower, I thought, "Hey, that's my idea!" __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

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