Why does homosexuality hurt?

morethanpesky · 12-04-2008, 06:53 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18879

from your own experience, things friends have confided, or just some shit you made up on the spot.

footfootfoot · 12-04-2008, 07:11 PM

Cause two really hot lesbian chicks making out and getting all slurpy makes my special purpose kind of achy.

Stress Puppy · 12-04-2008, 07:16 PM

You know, I don't get that one.

Who cares if lesbians are making out? Unless you're also a lesbian. I never got why guys go gaga over lesbians. By definition guys are out of bounds. Guys have even less of no chance than usual.

It's like people actually believe that a lesbian just 'needs a good dicking' to be set straight.

lookout123 · 12-04-2008, 09:38 PM

Probably because who really cares if they're lesbians. They're chicks making out. that's double the breasticles and kitties. it's just a fantasy for most guys anyway.

footfootfoot · 12-04-2008, 09:51 PM

Like dogs chasing cars which they have no intention of driving.

Why
do
they
do
it?

ZenGum · 12-04-2008, 10:06 PM

'cause (he likes to believe) the girls might be bi. Then, they're all ready and the guy doesn't have to do all that foreplay stuff. And when he finishes, they can keep going together while he recovers.

Sundae · 12-05-2008, 03:11 AM

I'd far rather watch gay porn than straight porn.
It does hurt at all if I do it properly.

limey · 12-05-2008, 03:41 PM

I'm sorry, but I think you'll find that was my question?

lumberjim · 12-05-2008, 03:53 PM

but did you take the time to post a poll with a a clone thread BY a clone user ID?

I care. I give 100%

limey · 12-05-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

but did you take the time to post a poll with a a clone thread BY a clone user ID?

I care. I give 100%

Nope

. And just why do you care, prithee? Unles you are personally involved in some way ...?

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-10-2008, 01:31 AM

Stresspuppy, ZenGum, it's just that it's two excited women in the same frame. Sort of like an orgy with the Doublemint twins, only usually less minty.

Works the same way for the distaff side, though it's considerably less talked about. The bulk of the market that buys Japanese gay porno comics is straight Japanese housewives. And like in a lot of porno-pairing fanfiction, the characters' romantic-relationship style is really more feminine than masculine. But, hey wow, two hot cocks, only one of which is Lumberjim's, for only the effort of nailing one...? For orgies anyway, or mainly just a nice schlick, what's not to like?

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12-04-2008, 06:53 PM	#1
morethanpesky Rapscallion Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5	Why does homosexuality hurt? http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18879 from your own experience, things friends have confided, or just some shit you made up on the spot.

12-04-2008, 07:11 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Cause two really hot lesbian chicks making out and getting all slurpy makes my special purpose kind of achy. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-04-2008, 07:16 PM	#3
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	You know, I don't get that one. Who cares if lesbians are making out? Unless you're also a lesbian. I never got why guys go gaga over lesbians. By definition guys are out of bounds. Guys have even less of no chance than usual. It's like people actually believe that a lesbian just 'needs a good dicking' to be set straight. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

12-04-2008, 09:38 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Probably because who really cares if they're lesbians. They're chicks making out. that's double the breasticles and kitties. it's just a fantasy for most guys anyway. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-04-2008, 09:51 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Like dogs chasing cars which they have no intention of driving. Why do they do it? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-04-2008, 10:06 PM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	'cause (he likes to believe) the girls might be bi. Then, they're all ready and the guy doesn't have to do all that foreplay stuff. And when he finishes, they can keep going together while he recovers. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-05-2008, 03:11 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'd far rather watch gay porn than straight porn. It does hurt at all if I do it properly.

12-05-2008, 03:41 PM	#8
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I'm sorry, but I think you'll find that was my question? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-05-2008, 03:53 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	but did *you* take the time to post a poll with a a clone thread BY a clone user ID? I care. I give 100% __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-10-2008, 01:31 AM	#11
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Stresspuppy, ZenGum, it's just that it's two excited women in the same frame. Sort of like an orgy with the Doublemint twins, only usually less minty. Works the same way for the distaff side, though it's considerably less talked about. The bulk of the market that buys Japanese gay porno comics is straight Japanese housewives. And like in a lot of porno-pairing fanfiction, the characters' romantic-relationship style is really more feminine than masculine. But, hey wow, two hot cocks, only one of which is Lumberjim's, for only the effort of nailing one...? For orgies anyway, or mainly just a nice schlick, what's not to like? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 12-10-2008 at 01:36 AM.

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