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Old 03-30-2009, 10:24 AM   #1
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Mother-in-law survives rocket attack

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3260168.html

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In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law's nagging.
This makes me feel a whole lot better about still being a bachelor
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:04 PM   #2
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:06 PM   #3
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"See dear, I told you he was a loser. He couldn't even kill an old woman with a rocket launcher AND machine gun..."
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:18 PM   #4
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"See dear, I told you he was a loser. He couldn't even kill an old woman with a rocket launcher AND machine gun..."
lol...he's worse than that damn Coyote!
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:02 AM   #5
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