Preferred name for female genitalia - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 04-26-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.

Which means: Ur doin' it wrong.

SteveDallas · 04-24-2009, 07:44 PM

. . . either that or they were too busy clubbing the clam to post.

Meursault · 04-24-2009, 08:32 PM

shiva lmao. how perfect

04-24-2009, 09:17 PM

who cares what they call it , as long as it's juicy

capnhowdy · 04-24-2009, 11:19 PM

So that's what I've been doing wrong!!

I didn't know you were supposed to CALL it.

Crimson Ghost · 04-25-2009, 02:02 AM

No matter what you call it, guys will do the stupidest shit to get it.

And women know that.

And yet, they still marry us.

I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.

SteveDallas · 04-25-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.

That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.

Shawnee123 · 04-25-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.

Heh, mine would. My brothers gave her the grandchildren, it's all good.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2009, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

And yet, they still marry us.

There's simple explanation..

Crimson Ghost · 04-26-2009, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

There's simple explanation..

When she stated that men are only good for chores because we're stupid, that's when I knew she's gonna be alone a long, LONG time.

DucksNuts · 04-25-2009, 09:56 PM

In our house, the little boys like to refer to it as a "pretend willy", me being sprung whilst dashing to the clothes dryer....."heeeeey, you have a pretend willy, not a REAL one".

Im happier calling people "cunts" than refering to a vagina that way.

My circle of friends use, twat, fanny, baj, minge and gina (sorry Gina

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BigV · 04-26-2009, 01:09 AM

Sorry... I've been following along... I'm a little ... confused.

What is this female genitalia you speak of?

DanaC · 04-26-2009, 06:28 AM

No, no. Far more distracted during sex :P

TheMercenary · 04-26-2009, 06:40 AM

capnhowdy · 04-26-2009, 08:27 AM

Cooter

now that's old school

04-24-2009, 08:32 PM	#3
Meursault Cantankerous Incantonator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: n tx Posts: 56	shiva lmao. how perfect __________________ Please exercise caution --costume mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

04-24-2009, 11:19 PM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	So that's what I've been doing wrong!! I didn't know you were supposed to CALL it. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-25-2009, 02:02 AM	#6
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	No matter what you call it, guys will do the stupidest shit to get it. And women know that. And yet, they still marry us. I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-26-2009, 01:09 AM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Sorry... I've been following along... I'm a little ... confused. What is this female genitalia you speak of? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-26-2009, 06:40 AM	#14
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-24-2009, 07:44 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	. . . either that or they were too busy clubbing the clam to post.

04-24-2009, 09:17 PM	#4
islandguy Guest Posts: n/a	who cares what they call it , as long as it's juicy

04-25-2009, 09:56 PM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	In our house, the little boys like to refer to it as a "pretend willy", me being sprung whilst dashing to the clothes dryer....."heeeeey, you have a pretend willy, not a REAL one". Im happier calling people "cunts" than refering to a vagina that way. My circle of friends use, twat, fanny, baj, minge and gina (sorry Gina )

04-26-2009, 06:28 AM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	No, no. Far more distracted during sex :P

04-26-2009, 08:27 AM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Cooter now that's old school __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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