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08-29-2009, 11:10 AM | #1 | |
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Tortillas and Tecate
Don't take 'em camping. At least, not unless you want to be woken up at gunpoint by the federales:
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Ya think? http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_132246...ce=most_viewed
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08-29-2009, 05:40 PM | #2 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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*Shakes head* unbelievable.
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08-30-2009, 10:00 PM | #4 |
To shreds, you say?
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08-30-2009, 11:10 PM | #5 |
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The presence of narcotics?
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08-31-2009, 07:54 AM | #6 |
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To be fair, they are also looking for northern drug traffickers as well, who are leaving bagel packages, Molson beer cans, speaking French, and playing Celin Dion music.
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08-31-2009, 08:42 AM | #7 |
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I can deal with any of those things, and more, EXCEPT listening to Celine Dion. Line them up and execute them. Please. *mumble* Imagine having the audacity to bring that crap into this fine country...hmmmph. :p
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08-31-2009, 09:15 AM | #8 |
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That would be after the fact, no? What would be the indicators of possible drug trafficking beforehand? Something more along the lines of prevention.
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08-31-2009, 09:47 AM | #9 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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The presence of things connected with drugs, rather than merely connected with being Mexican.
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08-31-2009, 09:52 AM | #10 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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How about "The Tecate and tortillas are probable cause, Mr. Chang"
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08-31-2009, 09:56 AM | #11 |
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Exactly Dana. I read an article from the online version of Time magazine about drug cartels hanging out in California forests.
It described weapons, booby traps and pot plants as the really good indicators. It also went on to say that Arnold ( the governor ) is shutting down the national forests preventing access and so anyone there would be trespassing and subject to search. |
08-31-2009, 10:15 AM | #13 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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08-31-2009, 10:30 AM | #14 |
I hear them call the tide
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If you eat too much of it, it can be a race to the bathroom...
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08-31-2009, 10:38 AM | #15 | |
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