The Most WTF Thing Ever Deemed WTF In The History of WTF. Probably NSFW.

Gravdigr · 08-05-2010, 07:02 AM

Just watching the chick try to get into that can of Spaghettios is WTF enough...and then there's everything after the 2:15 mark.

What. The. Fucking. Fuck?

Griff · 08-05-2010, 07:30 AM

education fail

wolf · 08-05-2010, 09:57 AM

Do the people in the front row stay because they are interested, or because they are trapped?

I do not get performance art, particularly when it is neither a performance, nor art.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-05-2010, 10:43 AM

It's art.

dmg1969 · 08-05-2010, 11:49 AM

I don't know what which was worse...the fucked up "performance" or the idiots who actually applauded.

BrianR · 08-05-2010, 11:56 AM

They were applauding the fact that the "performance" was over!

Sundae · 08-05-2010, 12:17 PM

So wait, what?
I was distracted by the shots of the distracted audience.

She opened a can, rubbed herself in oil? creosote? Then pissed on a table.
Now I am very accepting of art as a way to perceive things differently. There is some abstract art I am very fond of. And I have seen some performance art which has really moved me.

But isn't this just a redneck chick on a night out?
I mean if that's the title I approve of the artistic honesty, especially of doing it in your own front room. But I'm baffled otherwise.

lookout123 · 08-05-2010, 12:52 PM

OK, maybe Al Queda is right.

Happy Monkey · 08-05-2010, 12:55 PM

Was it my monitor or were the spaghettios black?

Pico and ME · 08-05-2010, 01:42 PM

I think it was supposed to be shit.

classicman · 08-05-2010, 02:00 PM

I think that was the whole shtick. The spaghettios were black and then she "peed" the spaghettios - not pee.

I'm guessing (yes lots of drug use earlier in life) that this was some strange really WTF take off on another magician.

Pooka · 08-05-2010, 02:04 PM

Holy Shit that was awful...

Clodfobble · 08-05-2010, 02:38 PM

What's especially funny to me is that, actual fecal matter aside, this stuff is SO overdone. I was having flashbacks the whole time to a performance I had to watch a girl do in college. It was the same damn thing, even down to the "agonizingly long problems opening her props" bit. In her case it was makeup products, and once she finally stopped fumbling with the various containers (symbolic of her inability to function with these complex tools of society, or someshit,) then she proceeded to stir her hand languidly in one of them while talking about her relationship with her mother, which devolved into baby-talk, then she started feebly smearing the makeup all over herself, and in the end pulled out a pair of scissors and cut off her clothes to reveal that she was wearing a diaper underneath.

I personally believe that all performance art stems from the assumption that the audience is stupid. Because obviously we really aren't understanding her when she whines "my life is shit," so maybe this collection of obvious visual aids will convince us.

classicman · 08-05-2010, 03:32 PM

HAHAHA! love that Clod!

Not to challenge the Great One, but ...
(symbolic of her inability to function with these complex tools of society, or someshit,)
more accurately could have been
(symbolic of her inability to function)

squirell nutkin · 08-05-2010, 07:59 PM

08-05-2010, 07:02 AM	#1
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08-05-2010, 07:30 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	education fail __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-05-2010, 09:57 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Do the people in the front row stay because they are interested, or because they are trapped? I do not get performance art, particularly when it is neither a performance, nor art. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-05-2010, 10:43 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's art. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-05-2010, 11:49 AM	#5
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08-05-2010, 11:56 AM	#6
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	They were applauding the fact that the "performance" was over! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-05-2010, 12:17 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	So wait, what? I was distracted by the shots of the distracted audience. She opened a can, rubbed herself in oil? creosote? Then pissed on a table. Now I am very accepting of art as a way to perceive things differently. There is some abstract art I am very fond of. And I have seen some performance art which has really moved me. But isn't this just a redneck chick on a night out? I mean if that's the title I approve of the artistic honesty, especially of doing it in your own front room. But I'm baffled otherwise.

08-05-2010, 12:52 PM	#8
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08-05-2010, 12:55 PM	#9
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08-05-2010, 01:42 PM	#10
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I think it was supposed to be shit.

08-05-2010, 02:00 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I think that was the whole shtick. The spaghettios were black and then she "peed" the spaghettios - not pee. I'm guessing (yes lots of drug use earlier in life) that this was some strange really WTF take off on another magician. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-05-2010, 02:04 PM	#12
Pooka Your Invisible Rabbit Friend Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Betwixt and Between Posts: 528	Holy Shit that was awful...

08-05-2010, 02:38 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What's especially funny to me is that, actual fecal matter aside, this stuff is SO overdone. I was having flashbacks the whole time to a performance I had to watch a girl do in college. It was the same damn thing, even down to the "agonizingly long problems opening her props" bit. In her case it was makeup products, and once she finally stopped fumbling with the various containers (symbolic of her inability to function with these complex tools of society, or someshit,) then she proceeded to stir her hand languidly in one of them while talking about her relationship with her mother, which devolved into baby-talk, then she started feebly smearing the makeup all over herself, and in the end pulled out a pair of scissors and cut off her clothes to reveal that she was wearing a diaper underneath. I personally believe that all performance art stems from the assumption that the audience is stupid. Because obviously we really aren't understanding her when she whines "my life is shit," so maybe this collection of obvious visual aids will convince us. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-05-2010, 03:32 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HAHAHA! love that Clod! Not to challenge the Great One, but ... (symbolic of her inability to function with these complex tools of society, or someshit,) more accurately could have been (symbolic of her inability to function) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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