Oi, Sundae!

[infinite monkey]

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

Well, THAT shut them up for five seconds *brushes dust off hands*

Watch someone get all offended.

[GunMaster357]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

That's why I prefered chicks older than me when I was younger. Doing the nasty is real fun, but I find it nice to be able to exchange a few words afterward.

Wham bam thank you madam never was my style.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

I'm 42, still going at it with much ado and don't need any assistance save for a nice and kinky girl. I'll probably never need to buy Pfizer stock.

A lot of my colleagues think I am around 35. Shoulder length black hair, begining to gray at the temples, 6 feet 2 inches, around 220 pounds (I could lose a few).

I would say peak efficiency.

[Tulip]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

[Big Sarge]

some folks are just so sensitive. i have a birthday this month and i'm trying to empathize with you. you just can't be nice to some folks.....

[infinite monkey]

See?

Sheesh. Dishing it out, taking it. Heat and kitchens. Big dogs and porches.

[Big Sarge]

why all the hate? i'm just trying to give some of the elderly spinsters a few compliments.

[infinite monkey]

Gunmaster, you are a gentleman and a scholar and the right kind of man.

(My boyfriend doesn't fit the description I rather tongue-in-cheek posted, either.)

[Nirvana]

So that's what "Gun master" means

[Big Sarge]

i think we need to divide the cellar into 2 sections. justin bieber lovers on the right and lawrence welk on the left. now don't take this wrong. i feel like people of my generation have difficulties relating to people over 40. i know you spend your days pondering your mortality and checking your depends.

bri & im, please don't take offense to the generalization of your music era. i'm sure you can dance a pretty mean polka

[Nirvana]

I just can't picture Sarge at a JB concert... well maybe with his daughter in tow!
Those are the only 2 choices? Well I think I'll pass and be in the third section...

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

I just can't picture Sarge at a JB concert... well maybe with his daughter in tow!
Those are the only 2 choices? Well I think I'll pass and be in the third section...

The DeFrancos?

Yeah, I'm thinking those are the wrong 2 choices. From what I've been reading lately, advanced and remedial would be more appropriate groups, if we absolutely had to have two groups. Of course, it might be tough getting a seat in the remedial lunch room.

[Jill]

Originally Posted by Brianna

As Kurt Cobain once said, "All apologies,"

I am hurting this morning and many, many things contributed to this feeling. The ageism comments here, though made in jest (?) made me feel worse.

I feel out of sorts. Restless, irritable and discontent. and, yeah, I took my geritol - but just by mentioning geritol YOU identify yourself as a tribal elder, too.

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that, Bri. Hemorrhoids acting up?

Originally Posted by Brianna

Now. Once again - get the fuck off my lawn. Or I'll sick Chopper on you!

Is Chopper a cat?

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.

YEAH! Preach it, sistah!

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

i think we need to divide the cellar into 2 sections. justin bieber lovers on the right and lawrence welk on the left. now don't take this wrong. i feel like people of my generation have difficulties relating to people over 40. i know you spend your days pondering your mortality and checking your depends.

bri & im, please don't take offense to the generalization of your music era. i'm sure you can dance a pretty mean polka

Polka? Polka? Darlin', that was our parents' generation. We do the electric slide, the bump and the Hustle.

And we kick ass doin' 'em, too! Watch and learn, young whippersnapper. Watch and learn. . .



Lady Gaga's got nothin' on us!

[plthijinx]

tulip, P has the walker, the cane, and the bedside cuz he's had two knee replacements and two hip replacements. i got the idea to take a pic of that in light of the thread! i may be 41 but i can still go on for hours on end!! i'm in better shape at 41 than i was at 21 and racing supercross!! don't need a gym having to throw around those go karts!

[Trilby]

Good ol' Chopper.

He's a marmot.