Locator Ovaries

monster · 05-03-2011, 01:30 PM

Hockey moms were discussing lost items of kit and how they're always right there in the bag in front of the stinky child's nose, but it somehow magically takes mom to actually be able to see them...and a dad chimes in and says "oh it's your locator ovaries in action again". Apparently a term borrowed from some comedian whose name I promptly forgot. Anyone familiar with this routine who can tell me who that is?

So, I helped Thor (9) find his soccer shinguards yesterday -right there in plain sight where I said they would be and he said "you're so good at finding things" so I blurt out "yes, it's my locator ovaries". He's quiet for a couple of seconds and then says, "yes I can see how that would work. Because women are really good at finding things."

This probably should be in parenting, but then we all know parents have no sense of humor so who would answer the comedian question?

Sundae · 05-03-2011, 01:51 PM

No idea about the comedian, but I think my Dad has locator ballbags.
We always used to appeal to him to find things for us.
This was partly because of the way my parents responded to the news that something had gone missing:

Dad - Ask and you shall receive, seek and you shall find
Mum - If I find it I'll smack you with it!

Clodfobble · 05-03-2011, 03:11 PM

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Mum - If I find it I'll smack you with it!

My mom's response was always "What do I get if I find it?" (to which I started replying as a saucy teenager, "I'll keep loving you for another day,") but I like this one better.

Gravdigr · 05-04-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

No idea about the comedian, but I think my Dad has locator ballbags.
We always used to appeal to him to find things for us.

You could take my old man, blindfold him, spin him around a hundred and three times, put him on a helicopter, drop him in the middle of the Uncompahgre National Forest, take off the blindfold, and he will walk, from nineteen miles away, straight to the tree from which he killed a deer in 1975.

Move the mustard six inches to the left or right, he ain't got the first clue where the mustard is.

But, he's my Pop, and I love him.

ETA: I guess the tree don't move around.

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 04:06 PM

Sort of like the notion that mothers have eyes on the back of their heads. It took me a long time to figure out how true that really was. It was reinforced by watching my wife and my own kids to see it in practice. An amazing feat. Simply amazing.

plthijinx · 05-04-2011, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

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DanaC · 05-04-2011, 06:37 PM

edited to add

plthijinx · 05-04-2011, 06:39 PM

ahhhhh ty sweetheart. i was talking to zip on the phone yesterday and asked him what it meant. he said what i said. then he quipped up "what do i know? i'm old!"

i lol'ed!

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 06:42 PM

snicker

I thought it was just some fancy computer lingo type word that I didn't really get, like meta. I didn't even think of acronym! That's why I always use "edit:"

DanaC · 05-04-2011, 06:42 PM

*grins*

Oh well, anytime ya wanna know what the kids are sayin these days....ask someone else, cause I is way too old, ya dig?

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 06:44 PM

Groovy daddy-o. Catch you on the flip side!

DanaC · 05-04-2011, 06:45 PM

Aight.

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:02 PM

See this is another example of why they shouldn't let old folks on here. Cnt undrstn da wrd. geez

plthijinx · 05-04-2011, 08:07 PM

Yo gots ta watch out fo' da po-po chief! he's picking on da elderly ag'in! what 'chew trippin foo'

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 08:43 PM

Owwweeeee!

05-03-2011, 01:30 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Locator Ovaries Hockey moms were discussing lost items of kit and how they're always right there in the bag in front of the stinky child's nose, but it somehow magically takes mom to actually be able to see them...and a dad chimes in and says "oh it's your locator ovaries in action again". Apparently a term borrowed from some comedian whose name I promptly forgot. Anyone familiar with this routine who can tell me who that is? So, I helped Thor (9) find his soccer shinguards yesterday -right there in plain sight where I said they would be and he said "you're so good at finding things" so I blurt out "yes, it's my locator ovaries". He's quiet for a couple of seconds and then says, "yes I can see how that would work. Because women are really good at finding things." This probably should be in parenting, but then we all know parents have no sense of humor so who would answer the comedian question? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 01:51 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	No idea about the comedian, but I think my Dad has locator ballbags. We always used to appeal to him to find things for us. This was partly because of the way my parents responded to the news that something had gone missing: Dad - Ask and you shall receive, seek and you shall find Mum - If I find it I'll smack you with it! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-04-2011, 04:06 PM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sort of like the notion that mothers have eyes on the back of their heads. It took me a long time to figure out how true that really was. It was reinforced by watching my wife and my own kids to see it in practice. An amazing feat. Simply amazing. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-04-2011, 06:39 PM	#8
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	ahhhhh ty sweetheart. i was talking to zip on the phone yesterday and asked him what it meant. he said what i said. then he quipped up "what do i know? i'm old!" i lol'ed! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-04-2011, 08:02 PM	#13
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	See this is another example of why they shouldn't let old folks on here. Cnt undrstn da wrd. geez __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 06:42 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	snicker I thought it was just some fancy computer lingo type word that I didn't really get, like meta. I didn't even think of acronym! That's why I always use "edit:"

05-04-2011, 06:44 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Groovy daddy-o. Catch you on the flip side!

05-04-2011, 08:07 PM	#14
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	Yo gots ta watch out fo' da po-po chief! he's picking on da elderly ag'in! what 'chew trippin foo' __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-04-2011, 08:43 PM	#15
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Owwweeeee! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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