You've got 11 days until rapture

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 06:39 PM

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053...ow-soon-enough

Clodfobble · 05-10-2011, 06:45 PM

Well at least it's on a Saturday. That's convenient.

jimhelm · 05-10-2011, 06:51 PM

well, that's a relief. no more bills to pay, etc.

DanaC · 05-10-2011, 06:59 PM

Fuck!

My meeting with my supervisor is in like, 7 days. That totally fucking blows man.

HungLikeJesus · 05-10-2011, 07:27 PM

They're just trying to make religious people seem crazy.

Rhianne · 05-10-2011, 07:40 PM

How will this affect the celebrity death pool scores?

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 07:49 PM

No points if they don't die.

ZenGum · 05-10-2011, 08:21 PM

I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 08:34 PM

I've seen them driving around Phoenix with their ad plastered across their rear windows for months. I felt bad they had to wait so I ran most of them off the road and shot them in the back of the head.

I'm a great teammate for the "Race you to Jesus" contests.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"

nice plan... but.

The true believers have long since liquidated their assets, and have none to "sell". Though some of the ones I heard on the radio would have taken you up on it back when the had assets.

HungLikeJesus · 05-11-2011, 07:26 AM

Maybe this explains the bursting of the housing bubble.

glatt · 05-11-2011, 07:33 AM

If I was able to edit the titles of threads, I'd totally turn this into a countdown type of thing, changing the title each day.

You've got 10 days until rapture.

Trilby · 05-11-2011, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Well at least it's on a Saturday. That's convenient.

Saturday? I thought the song "Friday" was a harbinger of the apocolypse!

SamIam · 05-11-2011, 08:30 AM

The Republican party is going to be pretty hard hit. I predict the Democrats will regain control of the House in the next election.

Spexxvet · 05-11-2011, 09:05 AM

Party at my house at 5pm May 21st. Bring your own coffin.

05-10-2011, 06:39 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You've got 11 days until rapture http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053...ow-soon-enough __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Well at least it's on a Saturday. That's convenient. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	well, that's a relief. no more bills to pay, etc. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	They're just trying to make religious people seem crazy. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	No points if they don't die. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	How will this affect the celebrity death pool scores?

05-10-2011, 08:21 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I've seen them driving around Phoenix with their ad plastered across their rear windows for months. I felt bad they had to wait so I ran most of them off the road and shot them in the back of the head. I'm a great teammate for the "Race you to Jesus" contests. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-11-2011, 07:26 AM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe this explains the bursting of the housing bubble. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-11-2011, 07:33 AM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If I was able to edit the titles of threads, I'd totally turn this into a countdown type of thing, changing the title each day. You've got 10 days until rapture.

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SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	The Republican party is going to be pretty hard hit. I predict the Democrats will regain control of the House in the next election.

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Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Party at my house at 5pm May 21st. Bring your own coffin. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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