2012 New Years Resolutions - Page 2

zippyt · 12-28-2011, 09:06 PM

Arrrgh For Pete !!!
Follow Feetz Advice ,
Get a Comfy recliner ,
Make a nest ,
This is her Hurty zone ,
when in it said occupant is to be Unmolested, un Mom'd , un fucked with .
this works for me

Gravdigr · 12-29-2011, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

...un fucked with...

Un-fucked with.

I would like to be that.

Griff · 12-29-2011, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Arrrgh For Pete !!!
Follow Feetz Advice ,
Get a Comfy recliner ,
Make a nest ,
This is her Hurty zone ,
when in it said occupant is to be Unmolested, un Mom'd , un fucked with .
this works for me

She hasn't done surgery (yet). She's been trying to get by with the exercises the PT gave her but something has to give. Anybody try acupuncture?

Sundae · 12-29-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Anybody try acupuncture?

For a different reason, but yes.
First time I relaxed so entirely in an unrelaxing setting that I fell asleep.
I thought it was amazing.

Next time, very relaxed but without sleep.
Still amazingly positive.

Third time, different place, different time, was extremely distracted by the people around me.

Last time I was so incredibly stressed at other people's mouth noises (Shawnee is my twin) that I was desperate for the session to end so I could leave. Simple courtesy kept me there, so I didn't harsh their groove, but I could quite happily have stabbed them all in the throat for being so fucking disgusting.

So, yeah.
I'm not entirely convinced about acupuncture.
For me to get wound up to that pitch, when pins were supposed to be calming me (and the effects were to last a WEEK!) kinda destroyed my faith.

This was all part of detox.
I walked out of the final session and got drunk.
Which was my own choice of course, but it really was Objective Not Accomplished as far as the session went.

Of course it might have been the practitioners, given my positive experiences were by the same people and my negatives ones were too.
If ya get me.

Gravdigr · 12-29-2011, 03:53 AM

I am going to try to speak less, and I'm going to try very hard to not eat at either of the McDonald's restaurants in town. I'm not trying to lose weight or anything, it's just that they're owned by the same people, and one of those McD's just pissed me off one time too many.

regular.joe · 12-29-2011, 09:35 AM

Not trying to loose weight. I will ride a min of 100 miles per week on the bike and ride a century a month.

HungLikeJesus · 12-29-2011, 10:12 AM

I will try to be more productive at work and spend less time on the Cellar.

HungLikeJesus · 12-29-2011, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I will try to be more productive at work and spend less time on the Cellar.

OK, I need to try harder.

it · 12-29-2011, 01:42 PM

I am going to write articles for cracked.com or websites like it. they may not be get published, it may not be worth publishing, and they may not accept stuff written on used toilet paper, but as the internet is my wittness i will do it! i already started a few, and one of them has to be finished at some point, which i am hoping will be earlier then 2013.

i am going to gain financial independence, and this time around not loose it impolsively on traveling/failedstartups/women ! (4rd time the charm right?)

monster · 12-29-2011, 03:15 PM

I am already resolved and have been working on it already. Why wait for a special date?

Clodfobble · 12-29-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

I resolve to produce my own meat.

If you've got any extra, I'll buy it off you. (I mean it.) I trust Grifftopia meat.

monster · 12-29-2011, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

If you've got any extra, I'll buy it off you. (I mean it.) I trust Grifftopia meat.

Me three. I tried to post words to that effect last night, then the puter crashed, then I figured I couldn't afford it, but I do hate the current farming methods so very very much....

Griff · 12-30-2011, 07:04 AM

Thanks guys. I appreciate the support.

glatt · 12-30-2011, 08:27 AM

I suspect you aren't going into the meat business, but if you are, I would also be interested. Although I don't have a stand alone freezer.

Griff · 12-30-2011, 08:52 AM

I don't expect to turn it into a business as scaling things up would require more water and feed resources than I presently want to commit to. Extra animals could, however, create a way to pay for professional butchering and provide some income.

12-28-2011, 09:06 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Arrrgh For Pete !!! Follow Feetz Advice , Get a Comfy recliner , Make a nest , This is her Hurty zone , when in it said occupant is to be Unmolested, un Mom'd , un fucked with . this works for me __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-29-2011, 03:53 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I am going to try to speak less, and I'm going to try very hard to not eat at either of the McDonald's restaurants in town. I'm not trying to lose weight or anything, it's just that they're owned by the same people, and one of those McD's just pissed me off one time too many. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-29-2011, 09:35 AM	#6
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Not trying to loose weight. I will ride a min of 100 miles per week on the bike and ride a century a month. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-29-2011, 10:12 AM	#7
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I will try to be more productive at work and spend less time on the Cellar. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-29-2011, 03:15 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I am already resolved and have been working on it already. Why wait for a special date? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-29-2011, 01:42 PM	#9
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	I am going to write articles for cracked.com or websites like it. they may not be get published, it may not be worth publishing, and they may not accept stuff written on used toilet paper, but as the internet is my wittness i will do it! i already started a few, and one of them has to be finished at some point, which i am hoping will be earlier then 2013. i am going to gain financial independence, and this time around not loose it impolsively on traveling/failedstartups/women ! (4rd time the charm right?)

12-30-2011, 07:04 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Thanks guys. I appreciate the support. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-30-2011, 08:27 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I suspect you aren't going into the meat business, but if you are, I would also be interested. Although I don't have a stand alone freezer.

12-30-2011, 08:52 AM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I don't expect to turn it into a business as scaling things up would require more water and feed resources than I presently want to commit to. Extra animals could, however, create a way to pay for professional butchering and provide some income. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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