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10-30-2012, 09:17 PM | #1 |
To shreds, you say?
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Free tits to a good home
So I just got some bloodwork back and everything is crescent fresh except my testosterone, or lack thereof. Total is 141 ng/dL and free is 5.4 ng/dL
Normal is somewhere between 240-950 and 9-30. That might explain, well everything, almost. Hot flashes, boobs, depression, lethargy, no libido, shrinking pecker syndrome, etc. etc. Seeing Daktari in the a.m. to talk about my options. I should probably bring a deer leg for Clarence... eta: Testosternone! haha, I slay me. I'll be here all week. Try the Estrogen
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10-30-2012, 10:08 PM | #2 |
The future is unwritten
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Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy.
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10-30-2012, 10:30 PM | #3 |
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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I have the exact same issue, only I *like* it!!
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10-30-2012, 10:37 PM | #4 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Look out folks ,, wez going to have SUPER FOOT !!!!
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10-30-2012, 10:46 PM | #5 |
Doctor Wtf
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Titty pics or GTFO!
j/k hope all goes well for you.
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10-31-2012, 01:32 AM | #6 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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i've used the gel and injections. both have negative and positive aspects. currently, i'm back on injections
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10-31-2012, 05:40 AM | #7 |
still says videotape
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Sorry man, I hope the doc can make the adjustment.
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10-31-2012, 07:26 AM | #8 |
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Sorry, Foot! Let us know what the Doc says. Who knows, maybe this is a path many of us will be following.
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10-31-2012, 07:34 AM | #9 |
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I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.
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10-31-2012, 09:20 AM | #10 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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I've been thinking that maybe that's [one of] my problem[s].
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10-31-2012, 09:29 AM | #11 |
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Yeah me too
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10-31-2012, 10:10 AM | #12 |
a beautiful fool
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10-31-2012, 10:12 AM | #13 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Unintentional, I swear. |
10-31-2012, 01:17 PM | #14 |
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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But well done, nevertheless.
As for the free tits, send them my way ...
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10-31-2012, 03:23 PM | #15 |
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I've had principles and treasure, and I'm too exhausted to miss them.
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