Cellar Fantasy Football 2013 - Page 13

lumberjim · 11-04-2013, 12:26 PM

I spoke to bluecuracao via facebook over the weekend... she says she's been busy, but will try to get her act together.

lumberjim · 11-04-2013, 12:49 PM

I thought Amanda was going to catch Shaw last night... Andre Johnson was going crazy in the first half. He had 57 points in the first half...... AND THEN HIS HEAD COACH COLLAPSED ON THE SIDELINE!

she actually got within 5 points of Shaw before TY Hilton caught his OWN 3 touchdowns and put up 51 points for her....so now, the Chasers need 35 points out of Brandon Marshall to tie it. it could happen.

Undertoad · 11-04-2013, 09:49 PM

Glory Be

infinite monkey · 11-05-2013, 01:12 PM

That was closer than I would have liked. Good game Amanda!

Undertoad · 11-08-2013, 12:38 PM

Well the Goats have taken a lead with their Defensive Player racking up 11 assists and managing over twenty points. Guru now has them expected to win by one point.

At this point, it would take a tragic first-quarter ligament sprain to Reggie Bush for me to expect a victory...

glatt · 11-08-2013, 01:28 PM

*snort*

Griff · 11-08-2013, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Well the Goats have taken a lead with their Defensive Player racking up 11 assists and managing over twenty points. Guru now has them expected to win by one point.

At this point, it would take a tragic first-quarter ligament sprain to Reggie Bush for me to expect a victory...

Guru has lots of ideas... I'd be very surprised to score 200 points.

Undertoad · 11-08-2013, 06:05 PM

It doesn't have to be a sprain. A strain would do.

Clodfobble · 11-08-2013, 11:10 PM

Tonya, is that you?

lumberjim · 11-08-2013, 11:59 PM

Tony admitted to me privately that he used a voodoo doll to take Aaron Rogers out last Sunday. He also confessed to using over $1300 in tip mug funds to purchase a piece of his hair from George Wendt.

And, although that paragraph is a complete fabrication, it's an example of just how far he is willing to go in order to assure his complete and utter domination this year. More lies in that sentence. The point of which are to create a villainous light and shine it upon him. I'm hoping that you'll skim this post and miss the small parts where I declaim my own accusations. So, with that in mind, I will tell you a couple more lies in the following paragraph. Hoping that you'll skip the long one in the middle. Even if you do read the whole post, maybe the shadow of the allegations will tarnish his sterling reputation.

He also tried to bribe me with access to all of the private messages sent by all of you kind folks. I, of course, declined. And not just because I already have access to that boring stack of hooey. Well, it's mostly boring. The stuff going back and forth between sundae and sarge is ...um.... well... I'm sure you can imagine.

Griff · 11-09-2013, 08:04 AM

That mutha fudgin bastage better not touch a hair on my boyz head!

Not that he ever would since he is actually pretty even tempered and fair-minded.

I can't believe that son of a snitch pulled that. I'm calling shenanigans if my players start falling.

lumberjim · 11-10-2013, 01:43 PM

I signed Seneca Wallace to replace the injured Rogers.

So, either Tony did it to me again this week out of spite, or karma did it because I told lies about him. ...or, as unlikely as this sounds, what we do or say has fuck all to do with what transpires on the field in Green Bay. I know. Ridiculous, but possible.

either way, Wallace just got hurt after one drive. Don't know if he will return. ... The sissy. RUB SOME DIRT ON IT AND GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE!!

Undertoad · 11-10-2013, 01:48 PM

Also, I secretly got WHIP's advice this season.

Griff · 11-10-2013, 06:50 PM

Whip must have explained how the refs were going to close the gap at the end of the Steelers game.

Griff · 11-10-2013, 08:07 PM

According to Game Center we're going to do the fantasy version of John Wayne punching his way through Inisfree.

11-04-2013, 12:26 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I spoke to bluecuracao via facebook over the weekend... she says she's been busy, but will try to get her act together. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2013, 12:49 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I thought Amanda was going to catch Shaw last night... Andre Johnson was going crazy in the first half. He had 57 points in the first half...... AND THEN HIS HEAD COACH COLLAPSED ON THE SIDELINE! she actually got within 5 points of Shaw before TY Hilton caught his OWN 3 touchdowns and put up 51 points for her....so now, the Chasers need 35 points out of Brandon Marshall to tie it. it could happen. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-08-2013, 11:10 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Tonya, is that you? Attached Images __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-08-2013, 11:59 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Tony admitted to me privately that he used a voodoo doll to take Aaron Rogers out last Sunday. He also confessed to using over $1300 in tip mug funds to purchase a piece of his hair from George Wendt. And, although that paragraph is a complete fabrication, it's an example of just how far he is willing to go in order to assure his complete and utter domination this year. More lies in that sentence. The point of which are to create a villainous light and shine it upon him. I'm hoping that you'll skim this post and miss the small parts where I declaim my own accusations. So, with that in mind, I will tell you a couple more lies in the following paragraph. Hoping that you'll skip the long one in the middle. Even if you do read the whole post, maybe the shadow of the allegations will tarnish his sterling reputation. He also tried to bribe me with access to all of the private messages sent by all of you kind folks. I, of course, declined. And not just because I already have access to that boring stack of hooey. Well, it's mostly boring. The stuff going back and forth between sundae and sarge is ...um.... well... I'm sure you can imagine. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-09-2013, 08:04 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That mutha fudgin bastage better not touch a hair on my boyz head! Not that he ever would since he is actually pretty even tempered and fair-minded. I can't believe that son of a snitch pulled that. I'm calling shenanigans if my players start falling. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-04-2013, 09:49 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Glory Be

11-05-2013, 01:12 PM	#4
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That was closer than I would have liked. Good game Amanda!

11-08-2013, 12:38 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Well the Goats have taken a lead with their Defensive Player racking up 11 assists and managing over twenty points. Guru now has them expected to win by one point. At this point, it would take a tragic first-quarter ligament sprain to Reggie Bush for me to expect a victory...

11-08-2013, 01:28 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	snort

11-08-2013, 06:05 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It doesn't have to be a sprain. A strain would do.

11-10-2013, 01:43 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I signed Seneca Wallace to replace the injured Rogers. So, either Tony did it to me again this week out of spite, or karma did it because I told lies about him. ...or, as unlikely as this sounds, what we do or say has fuck all to do with what transpires on the field in Green Bay. I know. Ridiculous, but possible. either way, Wallace just got hurt after one drive. Don't know if he will return. ... The sissy. RUB SOME DIRT ON IT AND GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE!! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-10-2013, 01:48 PM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Also, I secretly got WHIP's advice this season.

11-10-2013, 06:50 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Whip must have explained how the refs were going to close the gap at the end of the Steelers game. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-10-2013, 08:07 PM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	According to Game Center we're going to do the fantasy version of John Wayne punching his way through Inisfree. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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