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Old 05-30-2014, 09:16 PM   #1
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Liars and Damn Liars...

No Sir Ree bob, I'm not buying it, not for a minute...
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:34 PM   #2
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I ain't buying it either. 18% of 20-year-old men haven't masturbated in over a year? That's some bullshit, right there. I don't care if they're in a relationship and getting laid every day, there's still going to be the occasional solo party...
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:53 AM   #3
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I think they should stop asking people, and since Santa won't rat you out, go straight to the NSA.
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Old 05-31-2014, 06:48 PM   #4
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These topics prove god and bible are dead. Nobody gets struck by lightning any more.
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:01 PM   #5
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they laing and fucking all the research
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Old 06-02-2014, 11:28 PM   #6
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Jesus Christ, everyone doesn't jack off every day? What the fuck is wrong with me, then? I mean I work out and stuff, but if I had as much testosterone as this chart is telling me, I'd be dead from balls cancer by now.
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Old 07-16-2014, 02:42 PM   #7
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Old 07-16-2014, 04:11 PM   #8
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Then they can make an evening of it here.
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:52 AM   #9
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I ain't buying it either. 18% of 20-year-old men haven't masturbated in over a year? That's some bullshit, right there. I don't care if they're in a relationship and getting laid every day, there's still going to be the occasional solo party...
They were probably jerking off, not masturbating. If you add the illiteracy coefficient into the equation, the numbers come into the proper range.

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Old 07-18-2014, 08:32 PM   #10
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Sad but true. For women as well ... probably more so, if we only owned our own selves and desires.
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